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Showerbate 

The Act of furious Masturbating during a shower
Showerbate by Wilitus July 29, 2005

Showerbate 

I love to showerbate in cold water
Showerbate by triangle_boy June 24, 2011

Soberbate 

When one becomes sober, through the act of fierce, concentrated, masturbation.
I Never drive drunk! I make sure to always soberbate, before I get behind the wheel of a car.
Soberbate by Ry and Ry April 27, 2011

Showerbater

I caught my horny boyfriend showerbating yesterday that filthy showerbater
Showerbater by Liquidrobot October 27, 2017

Shakerbate

The act of "shaking off" excess moisture after urinating in such a violent and vigorous fashion for such a long duration as to practically be masturbating.
"The guy using the next urinal over took at least a minute to dry off, that's what I call a shakerbate!"
Shakerbate by Neil G. February 9, 2007

Showerbate 

When one goes to take a shower with the intention of both showering for the sake of showering, and also using the opportunity to masturbate.
Dude, I could hear Josh in there. He totally ditched us to showerbate.
Showerbate by Xiwt June 21, 2012
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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