shasterbate

shitting while masterbating

person number 1: "oh wow Justin the football player, takes a long time in the bathroom"
person number 2: "hes probably masturbating while he shits"
person number 1: "haha, Justin shasterbates"
person number 2: "hahahaha thats clever. shasterbate!"

by shexcelent December 1, 2009

shasturbate

The act of masturbating while defecating.

I was in such a rush this morning that I was forced to shasturbate,.

by vink pink February 10, 2005

Smashterbate

Masterbating while extremely intoxicated

Smashterbate - I don't remember smashterbating last night becuase I blacked out, but I'm sure I enjoyed myself

by RP DP April 22, 2011

shaturbate

To shit and masturbate at the same time

I was sitting on the toilet, and I decided to shaturbate to this picture of Jenny

by Poloshirts64 May 7, 2014

Shiterbate

To go to the restroom, informing everyone you intend to take a shit, and remain in the restroom for an extended period of time while actually masterbating

Scott: Where is Kevin?
Andy: Oh he is in the bathroom, has been for 20 minutes, said he was taking a shit.
Scott: Oh, he must be going to shiterbate.

by Nazgul4591 November 1, 2009

smashterbate

To pleasure oneself until pain sets in

Kelly smashterbated herself to the thought of other girls smashterbating.

by Requiett January 3, 2005

shitsterbate

to masturbate on the toilet while taking a shit

there are some good porn mags in the bathroom I couldn't resist getting my shitsterbate on just now.

by james___ March 20, 2008