Sextratary 

Just like a regular secratary only one you have sex with instead of your spouse or current significant other. So, it fitting in the terms of s"extra"tary.

The whole office was buzzing with the latest news:

Morgyn: "Did you hear about, Jim?"
Keegan: "No, what happened?"
Morgyn: "Jim's wife came to bring him lunch and walked into his office to find him having a nooner with his sextratary right on his desk."
Keegan: "Sucks to be him."

Sextratary by Saggysocks October 3, 2007

Sexretary

n. An attractive woman who is hired to assist an executive by taking messages, answering phones, sorting, filing and spreading her legs at least three times per week.

"Here's a good job listing: 'Secretary wanted. Good pay flexible hours office clothes optional."

"Hun, I think you're reading that wrong. 'SEXRETARY wanted. Good PLAY. Flexible WHORES. Office. Clothes optional.'"

"Meh, it's a job."

Sexretary by Dave Zucker March 11, 2009

sexcretary 

A secratary hired specifically so that the boss may have sex with him or her.

Tina got hired as a sexcretary, and boy are her hips sore.

sexcretary by Kittero December 28, 2004

sextraterrestrial 

A fine ass alien that likes to bone.

The sextraterrestrial made crop circles in my pubes.

sextraterrestrial by Soup4theSoupGod December 24, 2008

Textratary 

A person who operates your handheld device while you are driving or otherwise incapacitated.

My girl Nena is my Textratary when we go on road trips. She's awesome! I can keep up with all my texts while I'm driving! I love multitasking!

Textratary by ReyMon! October 29, 2010

sexatary 

Noun or Adjective. Also known as "sexcretary", except sexatary is a lot easier to say and to spell.

1. A sexy secretary, nothing more.
2. A secretary who bangs her co-workers and/or boss at work.

(on the phone, talking to friend)
Hey girl! Guess what, I just got a new job! Yeahh.. that's right, I'm working as a secretary at that new marketing company. Damn girl, I was checking out this fiiiine-ass fella across the hall. I think I betta get my sexatary skills on at work!

sexatary by flo123 August 27, 2005

sexretary

A reporting female that the boss primarily uses for sex in and around the office, similar to a secretary, but provides the additional perks.

John: Are you working late again tonight?

Coach P: No doubt, I just hired this new "sexretary" that likes to spend time on her knees under my desk.

John: I guess you will need additional hush money this month. (see hush money)

sexretary by Coach P July 13, 2006