When one is too intoxicated from drugs or alcohol to function on a normal level and perform daily actions such as drive, work, go to school ect. Not nessisarily indicating a heavy level of intoxication.
I cant come into work today, i took a few more pills than average and im incapacitated.
by cptncoleian2 June 14, 2006
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shut down... stopped in it's tracks... toyota...jeff gordon...
i'll incapacitate you if you don't stop stalking me and asking for definitions!!!!
by Bill Atkins March 19, 2005
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-the little annoying piece of skin that peels at the bottom corner/side of your fingernail
-usually on the thumb
-can be peeled/ripped off with your other fingernails (usually the pointer finger on the same hand)

(not to be confused with a cuticle)
"Dude, I've had this incapacitator on my thumb ALL week and it's really starting to piss me off cuz i can't stop picking it!"
by twiddlethumbs<3 May 23, 2009
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When you are taking a shit so excruciatingly painful, you are unable to leave the toilet for anything due to the sheer intensity of the dump.
His house was on fire and he had time to escape. However, he was taking an incapacitating dump and burned to death on the crapper.
by RoboCop 3000 July 11, 2010
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when one is so overcome by giggling that they are unable to perform any other actions. commonly affects ditsy girls.
Bill: "why can't sarah just answer my question?"
Sarah: *giggles and kneels over*
Josh: "dont worry about her, she is suffering from giggle incapacitation"
by caskaziom January 10, 2011
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Someone who uses illness to avoid legal proceedings
The accused's trial was scheduled to begin today, but he was legally incapacitated and convenientally in hospital so it had to be postponed.
by Ruerzi October 11, 2011
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