Textratary

A person who operates your handheld device while you are driving or otherwise incapacitated.

My girl Nena is my Textratary when we go on road trips. She's awesome! I can keep up with all my texts while I'm driving! I love multitasking!

by ReyMon! October 29, 2010

Textratary

In cities where there are bans on texting while driving, the textratary is the title given to any person, usually whomever is sitting in the passenger seat of the car, that will type out your message for you so that you can have a conversation with your friends. The only down side to this is that the textratary could end up talking to all of your friends while your driving.

As soon as Jim gets in the car he gives his phone to his textratary so that he can focus more on the road.

by Crusnik151 January 7, 2010

textramarital affair

The art of cheating on your partner using text messages.

The neighbor girl and I are having a textramarital affair!

by Born Lucky May 27, 2010

textretary

Texting on behalf of someone else

My husband is text message challenged. Therefore, I am his textretary.

by Spring Maiden April 12, 2009

Textetary

A Textetary is a person that you ask to text for you when you can't....like when you are driving!

Mark...Janet could you be a good little Textetary and respond to tha the last text that Sherrill sent me? Tell her we are going out to the Honky Tonk!

Janet...No problem....you have another one from Andy...what do you want me to tell him? Tell him to sell that stock!

by The Wiz! July 25, 2010

textretary

A person's sidekick who texts for the driver.

Louie never drives and texts. He has his own textretary to send messages.

by Anarino July 17, 2013

Sextratary

Just like a regular secratary only one you have sex with instead of your spouse or current significant other. So, it fitting in the terms of s"extra"tary.

The whole office was buzzing with the latest news:

Morgyn: "Did you hear about, Jim?"
Keegan: "No, what happened?"
Morgyn: "Jim's wife came to bring him lunch and walked into his office to find him having a nooner with his sextratary right on his desk."
Keegan: "Sucks to be him."

by Saggysocks October 3, 2007