sexamatary

A sexy secretary or a Secretary who also specializes in sex

I need a sexamatary book keeper and collector

sexamatary by Kyla Newman November 3, 2023

sematary 

super hot grave man with the greasiest hair ever, has American flags all over his house, and is inspired by chief and who's music killed a mosquito once.

-Babe stop listening to sematary.

-haughhhhh

sematary by Fel5 November 19, 2021

Sematary 

Sematary is a greasy and cute grave man who gains and loses hundreds of pounds every few months, is a box cutter enthusiast, truey jean fiend, goes through loads of cigs in one ig live, doesn't dial 911, affliction tee purchaser, spiked baseball bat wielder and one of the founders of haunted mound

Why is he so greasy?
It is because he is doing a Sematary cosplay.

Sematary by nakedmoleratlover February 7, 2022

Sematary 

he's a guy

person 1: who's sematary
person 2: he's a guy

Sematary by normalguy1738 January 23, 2021

sexatary 

Noun or Adjective. Also known as "sexcretary", except sexatary is a lot easier to say and to spell.

1. A sexy secretary, nothing more.
2. A secretary who bangs her co-workers and/or boss at work.

(on the phone, talking to friend)
Hey girl! Guess what, I just got a new job! Yeahh.. that's right, I'm working as a secretary at that new marketing company. Damn girl, I was checking out this fiiiine-ass fella across the hall. I think I betta get my sexatary skills on at work!

sexatary by flo123 August 27, 2005

sexratary 

Not just a secretary, but one who engages in the art of Going that extra mile to get ahead. Wakes up every morning and says sometimes you have to give a little head to get ahead.

I think that new girl is going to be a fine sexratary

sexratary by Sean PJS July 6, 2007

Sematary 

That place where you bury someone you can't live without. Only to have to beat them to death again with a shovel in the end.
People in the Pet Sematary movies seem to be lost in the concept of DOOONT BURY ANYTHING THERE.

My Grandmother died, so I buried her in the Pet Sematary.

That night, she crawled through my window and tried to get me in a chokehold. I beat her head off with a large frying pan.

Sematary by Christ Lawd of Jesus November 3, 2010