sexamatary
sexamatary by Kyla Newman November 3, 2023
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Sematary
Sematary is a greasy and cute grave man who gains and loses hundreds of pounds every few months, is a box cutter enthusiast, truey jean fiend, goes through loads of cigs in one ig live, doesn't dial 911, affliction tee purchaser, spiked baseball bat wielder and one of the founders of haunted mound
Sematary by nakedmoleratlover February 7, 2022
Sematary
Sematary by normalguy1738 January 23, 2021
sexatary
Noun or Adjective. Also known as "sexcretary", except sexatary is a lot easier to say and to spell.
1. A sexy secretary, nothing more.
2. A secretary who bangs her co-workers and/or boss at work.
1. A sexy secretary, nothing more.
2. A secretary who bangs her co-workers and/or boss at work.
Sematary
That place where you bury someone you can't live without. Only to have to beat them to death again with a shovel in the end.
People in the Pet Sematary movies seem to be lost in the concept of DOOONT BURY ANYTHING THERE.
People in the Pet Sematary movies seem to be lost in the concept of DOOONT BURY ANYTHING THERE.
My Grandmother died, so I buried her in the Pet Sematary.
That night, she crawled through my window and tried to get me in a chokehold. I beat her head off with a large frying pan.
That night, she crawled through my window and tried to get me in a chokehold. I beat her head off with a large frying pan.
Sematary by Christ Lawd of Jesus November 3, 2010
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