Stitute

A Chick, Sorority girl, or any person who is overly facinated with the color pink, sparklies, and glitter.
Friend: Hey John you bang that Stitute last night?
John: Yea man, but I've washed my sheets a bezillion times and still can't get rid of her pink glitter makeup stains.
by Stalemelon March 22, 2007
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tot-stitute

A child, typically a toddler, dressed up in full formal wear and heavy make-up looking like a prostitute and competing in a beauty pageant.
The winner of that toddler beauty pageant looked like a tot-stitute!
by MommaH August 19, 2009
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lacrosse-stitutes

Female groupies, of the popular college sport, Lacrosse.

Usually, whores, and sluts, of high society types.
"My cousin wasn't that upset, because he said that there would be plenty of lacrosse groupies at the party. He calls them 'lacrosse-stitutes.'"
by Surperbartender April 22, 2005
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lacrosse-stitute

The easy women who hang around Lacrosse players at college parties.
'Oh, man, this place is full of tail. So many lacrosse-stitutes!'
by Tacoman May 15, 2006
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Pro-stitute

(n) A woman with an over exaggerated sense of self worth who will only date professional men. Typically the types of men on their radar are successful Lawyers, Doctors, Businessmen, Running backs and point guards. Usually these golddiggers have nothing special to offer these men beyond vaginia and a potential unwanted paternity situation.
Guy: "Hi miss, can i buy you a drink?"
Pro-stitute: "Hell no. I don't see your stock options or a jersey with your name on the back. You probably drive a Camry."

10 years later
Pro-stitute:"Mister, I have ten kids can you spare a dollar?"
Guy:"Sorry but my new Camry hates whores."
by Mad Sclupu June 01, 2007
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prostitute or not-stitute

Game played at a seedy Las Vegas casino in the early morning hrs.
I sat at the bar and played prostitute or not-stitute until 4:30 last night. Turns out they are all whooores.
by jcav October 07, 2010
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Engage-stitution

Engagestitution-When someone uses social media to intentionally spread misinformation with the intention of gaining revenue share, gaining followers, and or for engagement. They can engage in falsifying documents, editing photos, and statements to advance their agenda monetarily.
Engage-stitution- When someone uses social media to intentionally spread misinformation with the intention of gaining revenue share, gaining followers, and or for engagement. They can engage in falsifying documents, editing photos, and statements to advance their agenda monetarily.

Engage-stitution- Peter has made a living in enegagestitution spreading lies on social media.
Engage-stitute- Since Shelly has become a social media influencer, She has turned into a engagstitue for pay. She will post anything to get paid.
by Bfree4eva March 10, 2024
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