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tot-stitute 

A child, typically a toddler, dressed up in full formal wear and heavy make-up looking like a prostitute and competing in a beauty pageant.
The winner of that toddler beauty pageant looked like a tot-stitute!
tot-stitute by MommaH August 18, 2009
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lacrosse-stitutes 

Female groupies, of the popular college sport, Lacrosse.

Usually, whores, and sluts, of high society types.
"My cousin wasn't that upset, because he said that there would be plenty of lacrosse groupies at the party. He calls them 'lacrosse-stitutes.'"

lacrosse-stitute 

The easy women who hang around Lacrosse players at college parties.
'Oh, man, this place is full of tail. So many lacrosse-stitutes!'
lacrosse-stitute by Tacoman May 22, 2006

Chronic Wangular Softitude

Yo dick is like Apollo Creed in Rocky IV: it ain't never gettin back up again.
When you can't get hard for a fine skank like Delta Burke, yous got Chronic Wangular Softitude.

Pro-stitute 

(n) A woman with an over exaggerated sense of self worth who will only date professional men. Typically the types of men on their radar are successful Lawyers, Doctors, Businessmen, Running backs and point guards. Usually these golddiggers have nothing special to offer these men beyond vaginia and a potential unwanted paternity situation.
Guy: "Hi miss, can i buy you a drink?"
Pro-stitute: "Hell no. I don't see your stock options or a jersey with your name on the back. You probably drive a Camry."

10 years later
Pro-stitute:"Mister, I have ten kids can you spare a dollar?"
Guy:"Sorry but my new Camry hates whores."
Pro-stitute by Mad Sclupu June 20, 2007

Sextitude 

Very similar to sexyness but is a step up because it contains the word "tit" In it
"Not wearing a bra is the hight of sextitude"