Soxtitute

a female who refuses to date any other boys besides soccer boys. she like the Brazilian/Portuguese/hispanic pretty boy. they are usually on the smaller side tan skin spiked hair with a 6 or more pack. similar to a laxtitute but with soccer boys.

the soxtitute turned down the basketball player because she only hooks up with soccer players

by Original Soxtitute November 14, 2010

tot-stitute

A child, typically a toddler, dressed up in full formal wear and heavy make-up looking like a prostitute and competing in a beauty pageant.

The winner of that toddler beauty pageant looked like a tot-stitute!

by MommaH August 18, 2009

lacrosse-stitutes

Female groupies, of the popular college sport, Lacrosse.

Usually, whores, and sluts, of high society types.

"My cousin wasn't that upset, because he said that there would be plenty of lacrosse groupies at the party. He calls them 'lacrosse-stitutes.'"

by Surperbartender April 22, 2005

lacrosse-stitute

The easy women who hang around Lacrosse players at college parties.

'Oh, man, this place is full of tail. So many lacrosse-stitutes!'

by Tacoman May 22, 2006

Chronic Wangular Softitude

Yo dick is like Apollo Creed in Rocky IV: it ain't never gettin back up again.

When you can't get hard for a fine skank like Delta Burke, yous got Chronic Wangular Softitude.

by Develi-what! October 27, 2006

Pro-stitute

(n) A woman with an over exaggerated sense of self worth who will only date professional men. Typically the types of men on their radar are successful Lawyers, Doctors, Businessmen, Running backs and point guards. Usually these golddiggers have nothing special to offer these men beyond vaginia and a potential unwanted paternity situation.

Guy: "Hi miss, can i buy you a drink?"
Pro-stitute: "Hell no. I don't see your stock options or a jersey with your name on the back. You probably drive a Camry."

10 years later
Pro-stitute:"Mister, I have ten kids can you spare a dollar?"
Guy:"Sorry but my new Camry hates whores."

by Mad Sclupu June 20, 2007

Sextitude

Very similar to sexyness but is a step up because it contains the word "tit" In it

"Not wearing a bra is the hight of sextitude"

by Thomas Scott Finlayson March 31, 2008