subtitutes 

Replaces

Unlike reality that in transcendental subtitutes shone statuesque statues differed differntially from one cone frozen in solid fascination with philosophies' newbloom that substitutes a subterfuge supposing opposing doom.

subtitutes by Hercolena Oliver June 17, 2010

subtitutes 

Tidy substitutes

Unlike reality that in transcendental subtitutes shone statuesque statues differed differntially from one cone frozen in solid fascination with philosophies' newbloom that substitutes a subterfuge supposing opposing doom.

subtitutes by Hercolena Oliver June 17, 2010

substitute person 

A person that is only desired or wanted at their significant other's conveinience.

From a quote by "Claire" in the film Elizabethtown

The significant other of the substitute person may not "have enough time" or "be too busy" for a relationship, or they may only be interested for the purpose of sex, money, status, or general need of someone to talk to during times of stress. The substitute person generally won't get the emotional fulfillment from the experience that he/she may crave, and will feel unimportant yet somehow will continue on out of hope.

This can only end in tears for the substitute person.

substitute person by Bird Bird Bird April 24, 2010

Substitute teacher 

Someone who does not know anything about teaching, yet still gets payed while the students don't learn anything that day

We had a substitute teacher today so we didn't do shit

Substitute teacher by stanimal51 June 12, 2016

I reject your reality and substitute my own. 

A quote from the low-budget sci-fi/fantasy film The Dungeonmaster, popularized by Adam Savage of Mythbusters, this quote basically means "you may be technically right, but you're not changing my mind." This can come off as stubborn, but it really doesn't matter, since you don't care about the technical "facts".

Person 1: Ugh this character's design is so terrible and pointless.
Person 2: Well actually, did you know that it's design comes from goes on to prove person 1 wrong
Person 1: I reject your reality and substitute my own.
Person 2: -sigh- Okay then, moving on...

I reject your reality and substitute my own. by Kali_Gratitude_Rok7 August 20, 2018

subtitties 

suhb-tit-eez
n. Tits so good that the tits got their own titties.

A: yo even her titties got titties
B: naw man those are subtitties

subtitties by Master Ching Chong October 16, 2013

I reject your reality and substitute my own. 

Breaking the rules: like being able to kill the bad guy even though you already died.

Sword Art Online Abridged Parody: Episode 11

Kirito: I reject your reality and substitute my own.
Kayaba: "NICE!! Dungeonmaster!"
Kirito: "What? No! Mythbusters... What the hell is Dungeonmaster?"
Kayaba: "Oh. I was so happy there for a second."

I reject your reality and substitute my own. by Animefangirl365 December 13, 2018