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tot-stitute 

A child, typically a toddler, dressed up in full formal wear and heavy make-up looking like a prostitute and competing in a beauty pageant.
The winner of that toddler beauty pageant looked like a tot-stitute!
tot-stitute by MommaH August 18, 2009
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Totstitute 

When parents allow their kids to dress like prostitutes and may even encourage it for attention or exploitation
Omg belly shirts in 6th grade? Another totstitute is walking around”
“Posting YouTube videos of your totstitutes should be illegal
“Wow booty shorts in SC, endless totstitutes , it’s an epidemic”
Totstitute by Coleyrae March 21, 2020
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totstitute 

A female uder age, who dresses like a prostitute, although is in school, can get away with horrible clothing choices. Not really a prostitute.
1. Her skirt is so short! What a totstitute! 2. Her mother said "You cannot wear that to school! You look like a totstitute!"
totstitute by Tess S. February 2, 2006

Thotstitute 

Slang for a second-tier hoe. Another evolution of a thot. Also used to describe the fictional character Kim Mills. From thot + prostitute. The act of being a thotstitute is "thotstitution". First mentioned by the popular Facebook page Bardock Obama.
Putting 'taken' in your bio not gonna stop a dude from DMing/inboxing you. Liam Neeson's daughter was taken twice and he still went after her. Its up to you not to be a little thotstitute.
Thotstitute by 360 Noscope August 31, 2014
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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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