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Sacrament hoe 

A female living in Sacramento CA, with fake nails, fake tits, fake hair, fake tan, fake tits, fake teeth, fake insurance and a fake pregnancy talking about how she keeps it real.
Yeah bro that Sacrament Hoe came in the tattoo shop asking me for a henna trampstamp.
Sacrament hoe by Ranchgirls December 6, 2020

Sacramento Squeeze 

During a Sacramento Slingshot, a bonus release of load is achieved by a firm yet grasp of the Deez Nuts, yielding in some cases up to 30% more cum juice onto her face/lips/eyeballs/forehead.
With her upcoming Body Building Competition, Francene decided the Sacramento Squeeze would be required to achieve her nutritional goals.

Sacramentopiece 

Sacramentopiece can be used interchangeably with masterpiece. It is preferably used to refer to truly unique and remarkable nouns.
"Your paintings are such art. Everything you make is truly a sacramentopiece !"

Sacramento willy 

Def- (verb) The process of aggressively striking an individual in the facial area with any penis shaped object for joy.
EXAMPLE I: Ben Sacramento willy'd Anthony so hard last night with his favorite purple dildo.

EXAMPLE II: Sam drives around town doing drive-by Sacramento willies with his retractable dild.
Sacramento willy by ---Lil' B--- September 18, 2014

Sacramento Smegma Smooch 

Harvest your smegma(otherwise known as "dick cheese") that has gathered along your penal region, or for the ladies, vaginal area. Take the collected smegma and fill it in a empty chapstick container, then put it in the freezer. Once coagulated, apply the new lip balm to you lips and make out with any victim you choose.
"Dude! i cant believe my girlfriend cheated on me!"
"Just give her a good ol' Sacramento Smegma Smooch and leave her in the dust"
"Perfect!!"

Sacramento Treat 

Sacramento treat - (Miller High Life, ice, lemon)
It sure is hot outside. I think I'll make myself a Sacramento Treat and cool down
Sacramento Treat by bugbiteme April 4, 2007
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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