sexcrement
sexcrement by Pobbit June 1, 2011
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sexcrement
sexcrement by Mike,Mark, and Pete September 3, 2005
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sexcrement
After we finished fucking I realized I hadn't worn a condom and her vagina was full of my sexcrement.
sexcrement by tomnorthwales December 26, 2014
Sexcrement
(1.) A parasite that can form when opposite sex partners mate.
(2.) Emissions of human reproduction, one of the leading causes of global warming/climate change.
A full list of synonyms can be found on tiktok posted by missmommymack.
(2.) Emissions of human reproduction, one of the leading causes of global warming/climate change.
A full list of synonyms can be found on tiktok posted by missmommymack.
Sexcrement by xxsceneyweenybeanyxx August 1, 2022
pickled excrement
A large pickle jar that you fill with piss. Then, every time you have to take a shit, you do it into the jar. After approximately 10 turds, the jar resembles a jar of pickles, except that it is meat pickles. Then you just go ahead and bust it on someone's car or house.
PEDESTRIAN: Officer, I don't know what happened. There's shit and piss and busted glass all over my grandmother's car.
OFFICER: Yeah, it looks like pickled excrement.
OFFICER: Yeah, it looks like pickled excrement.
pickled excrement by chork December 3, 2005
The excrement made physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device
The origin of "The shit hit the fan".
Man, when the excrement makes physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device, I'm hittin' the road.
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