sexcrement 

Children. The waste by-product of sexual intercourse.

Debbie is a dirty slut, she has a house full of sexcrement.

sexcrement by Pobbit June 1, 2011

sexcrement 

when a man is having anal sex with a man or woman and pulls out to find shit on his penis.

After Mark fucked Mike really hard in the ass I made Pete lick the sexcrement off my wang.

sexcrement by Mike,Mark, and Pete September 3, 2005

sexcrement 

Semen excreted during sex whether solo or with another person.

After we finished fucking I realized I hadn't worn a condom and her vagina was full of my sexcrement.

sexcrement by tomnorthwales December 26, 2014

Sexcrement 

(1.) A parasite that can form when opposite sex partners mate.
(2.) Emissions of human reproduction, one of the leading causes of global warming/climate change.

A full list of synonyms can be found on tiktok posted by missmommymack.

Ew! Whose sexcrement is screaming out there?

Sexcrement by xxsceneyweenybeanyxx August 1, 2022

excrementos 

The not-so-freshmaker.

I tried mixing Excrementos and Diet Coke. It didn't go well.

excrementos by senorguitarra May 17, 2012

pickled excrement 

A large pickle jar that you fill with piss. Then, every time you have to take a shit, you do it into the jar. After approximately 10 turds, the jar resembles a jar of pickles, except that it is meat pickles. Then you just go ahead and bust it on someone's car or house.

PEDESTRIAN: Officer, I don't know what happened. There's shit and piss and busted glass all over my grandmother's car.

OFFICER: Yeah, it looks like pickled excrement.

pickled excrement by chork December 3, 2005

The excrement made physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device 

The origin of "The shit hit the fan".

Man, when the excrement makes physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device, I'm hittin' the road.

The excrement made physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device by Mouse October 1, 2004