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Common Sense Media 

A website where obsessive moms go to complain, scrutinize, and criticize all things found in the media
Before you allow Little Tommy to watch Spongebob, make sure you check it's rating on Common Sense Media!
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1) Along with the courts, the main governing body of the Galactic Republic that Supreme Chancellor Sheev Palpatine of Naboo embodies.
2) An government entity possessing the unlimited power.

3) A man too dangerous to be left alive.
"I am the Senate." - Palpatine, the Senate
"Not yet." - Mace Windu, blinded by arrogance
"It's treason, then." - Palpatine, readying himself to do a 920 degree backflip spin from the prone position to stab three worthless Jedi masters while screeching
Senate by FullHonestTruth November 29, 2017

the senate 

The man that has amassed so much power in the government that he alone embodies the government.

ex: Sheev Palpatine

Common Sense Media 

A piece of shit website where soccer moms who have children that want to play a game or watch a tv show or a movie refer to to see if it has positive messages, violence, sex, drugs, and of course the worst category ever CONSUMERISM. To get a good review it must go with the common sense media guidelines. They give all good movies 3 stars which sucks.
Teenager in high school : hey mom can I play fortnite and roblox kids games suck
Mom: let me check common sense media

Mom: no it’s 18+
Mom: it’s not stop treating like a baby I’m 17 curse you

the intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment 

EA's justification on reddit for Star Wars Battlefront 2, claiming they weren't money hungry assholes, but the reply received over 600,000 downvotes.
EA: The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking different heroes.
EA: *Gets over 600,000 downvotes*
EA: Shit.

Senator Armstrong 

THE most based individual of all. Has good goals like ending war and the military-industrial complex, and believes in people being able to choose their own destiny, while also experimenting on children and using war as a business to end war as a business at the same time.
Regretful Voter #573792: Man, I wish I voted for Senator Armstrong rather than two senile old men