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A programming tool that exists to allow structured programmers to complain about unstructured programmers.
This code is crap, look at all the gotos it has.
goto by Stellios February 4, 2003
Words you can keep
"Giggling ones testicles off", a more refined version of lmao.
Last night was a wonder, I was goto'ing all eve!
goto by McGingeDale June 22, 2020
(Goh-toH Boh-toH) - An overconfident man with a pencil thin penis. In medical term a penile diameter so small that a circumcision could not be performed . Frequently found within local male population in Hawaii; A goto is someone who is a scrub or wannabe player. The term boto is a Filipino slang word used locally in Hawaii for penis.
Friend 1: "How was that date with that smooth talker last night?" Friend 2: "The date was over when he pulled his pants down and I saw his goto boto".
Talking about her ex-boyfriend: "He acted like a big dick but he had a goto boto."
Nurse to newborn mom: "Oh your baby boy has a goto boto!"
goto boto by MadMax808 September 7, 2016

20 goto 10 

Refers to BASIC (programming language). When executed, this line would create an infinite loop, continuously re-executing whatever instruction was on line 10 (usually a PRINT statement).
10 print shit fuck crap
20 goto 10
20 goto 10 by Foxey May 19, 2012

Yolo goto cw 

You only live once go to country week
“Why the fuck would you waste your time in Perth playing cricket?”

“YOLO GOTO CW… BMRCA style you soft cunts…”
Yolo goto cw by Tiger yobs January 14, 2022

Arteobis (Bishop Goto) 

PRONOUNCED ~ (Ar-tay-oh-bish-op , Go-toe-nee-an)

HIM:
Arteobishop Gotonian, the individual, known as "Arteobis" or "Bishop Goto", is a light tan-grey skinned male character with amber eyes and white hair. He is an Aura Energy Entity, serving as the manifested will of a artistic duelist at heart. Once a skilled duelist, he is now a pivotal figure, embodying a legacy with the potential to instigate widespread change throughout the omniverse.

Arteobis (ahr-tay-OH-bis) n. 1. The state of self-directed, persistent engagement in creative or challenging pursuits, characterized by intrinsic motivation and a high degree of self-mastery. 2. The act of transforming personal passion into a sustainable, independent livelihood through dedicated effort.

Explanation of the Definition:

Pronunciation: Included for clarity.
Part of Speech: "n." for noun.
Definition 1: Captures the core concept of intrinsic motivation and self-driven pursuit.
Definition 2: Addresses the practical application of Arteobis, focusing on turning passion into a livelihood.

TRIVIA
Combining “Arteall” the creators middle name, and “Bishop” the chess piece to craft the name "Arteobis"
"She embodies Arteobis (Bishop Goto), the self-directed pursuit of passion into a thriving career, by transforming her painting into a sustainable profession."
"He is a dedicated Arteobis (Bishop Goto), consistently pursuing his musical craft with intrinsic motivation, regardless of external recognition."
"Her Arteobis (Bishop Goto), the self-reliant and driven transformation of personal pursuits into success, is truly admirable."
"My aspiration is to achieve Arteobis (Bishop Goto), the ability to sustain oneself through artistic endeavors, by making my art financially viable."
"Arteobis (Bishop Goto), the state of dedicated, self-driven creative work, requires significant dedication and perseverance."

go to sleep plant 

A mimosa, so named because if you touch its leaves they fold up like it's sleeping & a few minutes later they open again.
My Granddad had a go to sleep plant, as we called it & we as kids loved to make it "go to sleep". It's fascinating!
go to sleep plant by Starchylde June 14, 2016
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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