Segedi

Tottaly hot girl that goes to CVCA, but is succcch a geekkk, a total goober!

Megs, such as the one you know who you dont want to tell shes not cool, so shes a segedi

by JJ November 24, 2003

bird seeding

when you feed birds

"sorry i gotta go do some bird seeding. talk to you later!"

by Pati Doku July 18, 2017

Weedin & seedin

When you get high, masturbate and orgasm.

Caught my boyfriend weedin & seedin this weekend. At least he used a sock.

by Wendizzle May 19, 2021

Seeding

When one dude cums inside another dude who is really horny and he wants to own him with his cum so he pushes it all inside him and makes him take every last drop of it with no condom holding it back

"Brady Quinn fucked me good last night, so fucking good, was an awesome seeding, he owns me"

by Brady's Bitch December 21, 2009

Seeding

The act of enabling files for redistribution for Torrents and other file sharing systems.

Seeding at least what you take is important, that is why it is called "file sharing."

by asus2000 September 10, 2011

sexeditcrapitus

To write a definition for the urban dictionary i.e. one of a of a highly graphic, but physically impossible/unacheivable/ridiculous sexual nature, written by someone that has no actual sexual experience. The sad intention behind this act is seeing one's name in print. It is a chronic condition characterised by having very small genitalia, no life, and an inability to socially interact with persons of the opposite/same sex due to being an utter and complete cretin. The only known cure is long walks and to stop espousing shite to real people

i.e. Those that are likely to smack you in the mouth for uttering such crap (The same as your mothers should have done, you sad fuckers.)

Exclamation: " hey dude/ waheeti/ obi wan kenobi/ whatever, i totally wompmasajoned her ass, with a large Jerusalem artichoke, several sheets of industrial grade marine plywood, four of my imaginary computer friends, and involving defecation and ejaculation, Oh and by the way, some shite place that you've never heard of/ have any interest in/would rather was obliterated by a small say 20k nuclear weapon woz where it happened dude/obi wan kenobi etc, is that a sexeditcrapitus thing to get me noticed or wot {ad Nauseam}

Real Person: " you futile, pathetic cunt" {'Smack' sound as fist makes contact with morally degenerate/pathetic/puerile mouth.

by SaRiN STePPeNWoLFe August 31, 2006

seeding the garden

Vaginal intercourse. From the novel Their Eyes Were Watching God.

Tea Cake and Janie were seeding the garden.

by NatMcMahan May 28, 2015