Secretate

to be an awesome/phenomenal secretary

Wow, look at that organized page of notes! That girl/guy can really secretate.

by a tree598 June 7, 2018

secretate

the act of being a phenomenal Secretary

"Gee wiz! She sure can secretate! She has my vote!"

by TotallyNotGod June 7, 2018

Former UN Secretary General Ban Ki Moon

The owl shown in the Tom Scott video called "How Weird Is My Audience? I Polled 15,408 People To Find Out

Person 1: Is that Clovenhorn, Destroyer of Mars?
Person 2: No! It's Former UN Secretary General Ban Ki Moon! (*tom dying of laughter in the corner*)

by .mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq098 December 28, 2020

secrenager

A secretary placed in a management role despite being uneducated and unqualified to hold this position.

"Jenny" is seen as a secrenager due to her talent of being a better typist and bullshitter rather than a skilled, able leader with a bachelor's degree.

“Jenny, we’ve decided you do a better job answering phones and talking to your co-workers than firing people. You’re such a secrenager!”

by Better_Qualified December 2, 2010

Blue Secretary

when you are messing aroung with a chick and you go home right before you finish and she calls you and talks dirty so you can get off

He got a speeding ticket trying to get home to finish his blue secretary.

by cambronshinn February 7, 2010

secretary

an assistant to an executive.

get out of the dark ages theyre not called secretary anymore, theyre called ed 'assistants' now. and Lollypop or lollipop are the longest words you can type with your right hand. chew on that :)

by daywalkz March 31, 2009

secretute

Secretary that give sexual favors to her boss in exchange for money, gifts, promotions, etc. Hybride of 2 words: secretary and prostitute. Some prefer prostitary for that matter

I went up to his office and saw his secretute giving him a bj

by mzu December 23, 2008