secrenager 

A secretary placed in a management role despite being uneducated and unqualified to hold this position.

"Jenny" is seen as a secrenager due to her talent of being a better typist and bullshitter rather than a skilled, able leader with a bachelor's degree.

“Jenny, we’ve decided you do a better job answering phones and talking to your co-workers than firing people. You’re such a secrenager!”

secrenager by Better_Qualified December 2, 2010

Serenader 

A silver tongued devil. A professional Jigilo, a cad, a scoundrel. He is one that can make a woman do what ever he says. His conquest are as long as his, uh reputation.

"DJ Siavash is a real Serenader."
"Nima serenaded her like a spanish mariachi."

Serenader by Jason Silva November 3, 2006

Weiner Dog Serenader 

This is a person who trains for a particular occupation without considering its utility or even its employability.

Ole Billy Bob is majoring in History. He evidently plans to be a weiner dog serenader.

Weiner Dog Serenader by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head September 8, 2005

screenager 

a teenager who loves to watch the small screen in front of him/her.

John is a screenager who does nothing but play computer games and watches TV, it's little wonder that he failed his exams.

screenager by [boo-boo] July 1, 2003

Seenager 

A person in their later stages of life (senior citizen) who experiences or exhibits a renaissance of freedom, creativity, and social engagement similar to those usually present in a person's teenage years. Often characterized by sudden obsession with life-long background/dream interests (dancing, sailing, antique cars, beauty, art) and joyful but troubling carelessness and wreckless socializing.

My 70 year old mum is acting like a total seenager, dancing 7 days a week, listening to loud salsa music and constantly obsessing over her latest boyfriend.

Seenager by acrystacat November 12, 2021

screenager 

A teenager who spends the majority of his/her time in front of the computer, usually surfing the net.

Mom No. 1: "I can never get my screenagers to go play outside."
Mom No. 2: "You think that's bad? My screens are 20 pounds overweight and have damaged retinas thanks to all the time they spend on Second Life. Screenagers these days!"

screenager by Raindogg July 27, 2008

secretagent 

Easily the greatest member on the greatest website ever, youthink.com. Known for being a douchebag and posting in most journals with what can be called his catchphrase, "No one cares."

YTer: Do you like secretagent?
other YTer: no

YTer: blah blah blah
secretagent: No one cares.

secretagent by chips2001 October 18, 2009