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secretate 

the act of being a phenomenal Secretary
"Gee wiz! She sure can secretate! She has my vote!"
secretate by TotallyNotGod June 7, 2018

Former UN Secretary General Ban Ki Moon 

The owl shown in the Tom Scott video called "How Weird Is My Audience? I Polled 15,408 People To Find Out
Person 1: Is that Clovenhorn, Destroyer of Mars?
Person 2: No! It's Former UN Secretary General Ban Ki Moon! (*tom dying of laughter in the corner*)

secrenager 

A secretary placed in a management role despite being uneducated and unqualified to hold this position.
"Jenny" is seen as a secrenager due to her talent of being a better typist and bullshitter rather than a skilled, able leader with a bachelor's degree.

“Jenny, we’ve decided you do a better job answering phones and talking to your co-workers than firing people. You’re such a secrenager!”
secrenager by Better_Qualified December 2, 2010

Blue Secretary 

when you are messing aroung with a chick and you go home right before you finish and she calls you and talks dirty so you can get off
He got a speeding ticket trying to get home to finish his blue secretary.
Blue Secretary by cambronshinn February 7, 2010

secretary 

get out of the dark ages theyre not called secretary anymore, theyre called ed 'assistants' now. and Lollypop or lollipop are the longest words you can type with your right hand. chew on that :)
secretary by daywalkz March 31, 2009

secretute 

Secretary that give sexual favors to her boss in exchange for money, gifts, promotions, etc. Hybride of 2 words: secretary and prostitute. Some prefer prostitary for that matter
I went up to his office and saw his secretute giving him a bj
secretute by mzu December 23, 2008
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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