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a politically correct term for "cunt". it is closely related to the enword.

In the UK cunt is still acceptable.
Did you just see what that enword seeword just did!?
seeword by jonesberger October 21, 2019

Seaworld Pussy

the fishy vaginal smell associated with dirty hoes
she smelled so bad I could not even finish, Bitch had SeaWorld Pussy.

Harry Seaward 

Harry Seaward is a play on the expletive Cunt. It is often referred to as the C word when being recalled by someone who does not want to say the actual expletive much like a child would refer to the expletive shit as the S word.

The term Harry Seaward (pronounced Hairy "C"Word)gained popularity from the well know comedian/actor Adam Carolla(adamcarolla.com) who came up with the name on his radio show while talking about other known names like Ben Dover(Bend Over), Hugh Jazz(Huge Ass), and Phil McRack(Fill My Crack). Adam was talking about how funny it would be to have a store clerk page Harry Seaward over a store intercom for all to hear.

The name took hold and became a true legend when a fan of Adam Carolla's called into the radio show to play a recording he made. The recording was of a very professional sounding female clerk asking Harry Seaward to please call customer service.
My ex-girlfriend had such a Harry Seaward.

Don't be such a Harry Seaward.

Will Harry Seaward please call customer service...
People from Seaford, LI:

-are italian or irish
-caucasians..

-have a milf mom
-have jumped over the crescent cove fence before

-gotten sloshed at the dunes in middle school
-swam in dirty ass canals
-crawl to seaford bagel or sequa to cure a hangover

- choose tobay over jones beach

-know what an op run is
-have worked at gino’s for at least a day
-wear aviator sunglasses year round

-know that dunkin is better than starbucks

-cried when boces was knocked down and turned into hag central :(
-only listen to rap in public
-have fucked in the back of fun stuff toys at least once ;)
Person 1 Is that girl from seaford?

Person 2 Well I think I saw her once churning the butter in the back of fun stuff toys so yes.
Seaford by 5169errs May 15, 2018

Seaworld slave 

A term for orcas or killer whales living in captivities by SeaWorld
Sam: Next we have is an Orca also known as the "Killer whale", "Panda torpedo", or the "SeaWorld slave".
Seaworld slave by SizzlinRaisin March 10, 2021
A way of expressing cunt in text form without actually writing cunt. When read aloud, seaward becomes "c-word", the popular euphamism for cunt. An excellent way of calling someone a cunt, and making fun of them behind their back right to their face.
I can't stand hanging out with her anymore. She's such a seaward.
seaward by madjackal October 15, 2005