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Seaford

People from Seaford, LI:

-are italian or irish
-caucasians..

-have a milf mom
-have jumped over the crescent cove fence before

-gotten sloshed at the dunes in middle school
-swam in dirty ass canals
-crawl to seaford bagel or sequa to cure a hangover

- choose tobay over jones beach

-know what an op run is
-have worked at gino’s for at least a day
-wear aviator sunglasses year round

-know that dunkin is better than starbucks

-cried when boces was knocked down and turned into hag central :(
-only listen to rap in public
-have fucked in the back of fun stuff toys at least once ;)

Person 1 Is that girl from seaford?

Person 2 Well I think I saw her once churning the butter in the back of fun stuff toys so yes.

by 5169errs May 15, 2018