seaward 

A way of expressing cunt in text form without actually writing cunt. When read aloud, seaward becomes "c-word", the popular euphamism for cunt. An excellent way of calling someone a cunt, and making fun of them behind their back right to their face.

I can't stand hanging out with her anymore. She's such a seaward.

seaward by madjackal October 15, 2005

Harry Seaward 

Harry Seaward is a play on the expletive Cunt. It is often referred to as the C word when being recalled by someone who does not want to say the actual expletive much like a child would refer to the expletive shit as the S word.

The term Harry Seaward (pronounced Hairy "C"Word)gained popularity from the well know comedian/actor Adam Carolla(adamcarolla.com) who came up with the name on his radio show while talking about other known names like Ben Dover(Bend Over), Hugh Jazz(Huge Ass), and Phil McRack(Fill My Crack). Adam was talking about how funny it would be to have a store clerk page Harry Seaward over a store intercom for all to hear.

The name took hold and became a true legend when a fan of Adam Carolla's called into the radio show to play a recording he made. The recording was of a very professional sounding female clerk asking Harry Seaward to please call customer service.

My ex-girlfriend had such a Harry Seaward.

Don't be such a Harry Seaward.

Will Harry Seaward please call customer service...

Harry Seaward by Grady Enword May 30, 2010

Fergus Walter Seaward Flanagan 

The one and only God of existence. If you even look at this living legend, you will have the most intense and pleasurable orgasm of your entire fucking life. He has the largest, veiny, bulging penis in all of eternity. Now, come little one, it is time for your Cock and Ball Torture.

Fergus Walter Seaward Flanagan will make you jizz all over your parents.

Fergus Walter Seaward Flanagan by tomatomatt March 10, 2019

seatard 

Seatard is a word for the most useless animal in the water, the manatee.
The word was coined by Taylor Ramsauer fo the Mediocre Show.

Eric: Manatees are the retard of the sea.
Taylor: they are seatards.

"All seatards do is get stuck in boat propellers.

seatard by KieranK August 5, 2007

Johnny Seward 

The bass player for Avenged Sevenfold A7x Stage name is Johnny Christ. Hair color changes from time to time, but right now it's blonde. Beautiful brown eyes. Has left side of nose and both ears pierced once. Usually caught sticking his tongue out in some way in a lot of his photos.

That Johnny Seward can really belt out a bass line.

Johnny Seward by Neil Drakkar August 22, 2006

Saward

A group of people that obsess over the smallest things and likes to put others down. They often think they're superior to everyone else but when reality hits them they realise they are nothing but a disappointment.

See them over there, they're clearly sawards.
I hate sawards, they really are nasty people.

Saward by mrs makeup March 16, 2021

Andrew Seward 

The man is authentically awesome. I mean, come on now, not only is he a nice person and a pleasure to watch live ....but have you seen his beard?

Andrew Seward is synonymous with all that is right with the world.

Andrew Seward by TheChickFromMontreal September 9, 2010