In fifa when you feel as though you have no control of the game no matter what you do. Like the game result has already been written or in this game scripted.
Person 2 is winning 2-0 in the 80th min of a fifa game.
Person 1 "How many shots have you had this game?"
Person 2 "2"
Person 1 "I've had 11 with 3 crossbars and a post this half!"
When a female does a split with no underwear allowing her vagina to create a suction cup effect with the floor. This results in a sound similar to plunging a toilet full of jello with a garden hose.
"Julie has been sprutting so much lately, the floor is very slippery."
"Does anyone hear Julie? It sounds like 2 sumo wrestlers making a mayonnaise sandwich with water balloons"