Sprutting 

When a female does a split with no underwear allowing her vagina to create a suction cup effect with the floor. This results in a sound similar to plunging a toilet full of jello with a garden hose.

"Julie has been sprutting so much lately, the floor is very slippery."

"Does anyone hear Julie? It sounds like 2 sumo wrestlers making a mayonnaise sandwich with water balloons"

"Don't worry, she's just sprutting"

Sprutting by xXLargeFarvaXx February 8, 2013

A Splitting of the Mind 

An absolutely beautiful Frerard fan fiction that will tear your heart to pieces upon finishing. Featuring Gerard Way as a snobbish patient in a mental ward and Frank Iero, a rape victim. Read at your own risk. Commonly shortened to "asotm."

I read A Splitting of the Mind and cried for days.

Don't read A Splitting of the Mind unless you're prepared for heartache.

A Splitting of the Mind by xxxStatic January 4, 2014

Spitting Chips 

To be angry or upset. As in I'll be spewing chips...

"If he wins big brother I'll be spitting chips"

Spitting Chips by Luke555 August 15, 2008

a splitting of the mind 

a online book that will tear your heart out. a freared book that will actually kill you.

"yo did you read a splitting of the mind?" "don't even bring it up."

a splitting of the mind by I'm trash October 7, 2016

Spouting 

When you're put on the spot and don't know what to say so you start spouting nonsense

I wasn't paying attention when Mrs.Smith called on me in class so I started spouting some random facts

Spouting by AllFruitloopsTasteTheSame March 31, 2017

Spitting Biscuits 

When a girl has a yeast infection.

"Things were getting hot last night with my new girlfriend so I decided to go down on her...big mistake! She was totally spitting biscuits!!"

Spitting Biscuits by Owlcoholics August 6, 2014

Sprunjing

Seeking out information.

In the Futurama Movie: Benders Big Score, aliens from the nudist beach planet "Nudar" trap the Planet Express crew in an internet scam and eventually take over the planet Earth.

These aliens have an organ called the "sprunger" they use for sniffing out information. Throughout the movie they are "sprunging" about for information.

Bender: What are you doing, wonderful masters?
Fleb: Sprunjing for information.
(Nudar sprunjes a wall)
Nudar: Oh! There's something here. I can sprunje it. Robot, tear it open!
Bender: Goody, goody, goody, goody!
(Bender starts hitting the wall with his head)
Zoidberg: What's that thing on your neck?
Nudar: Checking out my sprunjer, huh?
Zoidberg: I guess. What does it do?
Nudar: It's a special sense organ our species possesses. It engorges in the presence of... moans Information.
Zoidberg: Lucky you. All I have is a gland that gives off foul odors when I'm bored.
(A quiet spraying sound is heard, then the nudists, Amy, and the Professor all look at Zoidberg and cover their noses)
(Bender finishes beating up the wall with his head)
Bender: Hey, look, a safe!
Farnsworth: That's my safe. I call keep-offsies.
Nudar: No callsies! Open it!

Sprunjing by ADPro October 13, 2009