Scritting

Scritting is the process of falling asleep multiple times within a dream, oftentimes occurring after one becomes lucid within a dream state. This altered state can lead to the inability to wake yourself upon "Scritting" allowing for the individual to act out a lucid dream without the fear of waking up from excitement or fear.

Rylin had just woken up and by the look on his face, I knew that he was scritting last night.

A proficient lucid dreamer must learn scritting.

by levert November 24, 2020

Scritting

Spending endless time on the bowl scrolling through social media while shitting. More scroll than shit.

"Has Bill gotten back from the bathroom?"
"No, man he's been scritting for like 20 minutes"

by BOIYF December 17, 2019

scritting

the action of shitting and screaming at the same time

i was scritting so loud

by Battery muncher October 28, 2022

Shitting lava

Highly acidic diarrhea resulting from spicy food or stomach upset.

GAAAWD, I am shitting lava after the Burrito buffet!

by I, Wreckerrr November 11, 2016

Scrimming

Scrimming was once an integral part of yarndling, often performed in basins. Hence scrimming basins. These basins are now sometimes replaced with octagonal dry beds, or simply not used at all. The irregular rim of a scrimming basin can be described as having a quality pertaining to kedding. Basins were usually situated next to a threading plantin and/or a vertical knapper. Nowadays, they can be seen more easily from the air.

"Have you finished with the scrimming basin, Jack?"

by Cod Michael May 21, 2020

shitting Irish

When you shit green turds.

I must have the flu I'm shitting Irish.

by jpg3 February 1, 2015

shitting like a goose

The state of having extreme diarrhea. The art of peeing out of your asshole.

Boss: "Are you coming into work today, Bud?"
Joey: "I'm not going to make it today, Boss. I got ahold of some bad street tacos last night and I'm shitting like a goose this morning."

by #1SMTX October 3, 2015