1:
Damn that
nigga getting attacked by some dogs I wonder what he finna do.
That
Nigga: (eats the dog)
Damn that
nigga ain't no pussy nigga hes different. (that nigga just asian he ain't no real nigga)
2:
Hoe: Mom my boyfriend just nutted in my eye rn will it be fine?
Mom: Nah bitch, you a hoe.