Scrumplefi 

To scrumple somebody.

Don't scrumplefi him by looking into his eyes.

Scrumplefi by chocolateThundah June 17, 2010

scrumple 

To scrunch and crumple.

That piece of paper has been lying around scrumpled up at the bottom of my bag for ages.

Don't roll around on the floor, you'll scrumple your shirt.

scrumple by zomgmouse April 2, 2010

scrumple 

A rave in the west country of England (preferably somerset or Devon), usually to the musical stylings of the wurzels or similar.

"Dave, you coming to the scrumple tonight?
"I can't Terry, I'm bulling my luvver tonight, I'm right plimming up!

"That scrumple last night was bitchin', I were proper fucked on scrumpy"

scrumple by scrumbler May 20, 2014

scrumplorious 

Something that is gloriously scrumptious

When I tasted her chocolate cake with ganache I thought it was beyond delicious. Scrumplorious, gloriously scrumptious, was the only way to adequately describe it, as the heavens opened up and God himself smiled upon me as I basked in its glorious scrumptiousness.

scrumplorious by Wheathead November 29, 2017

Scrumplet 

A small, yet attractive, person.

1. “I only eat snozcumbers and drink frobscottle…but, my little scrumplet, you must help me save the world’s chidlers from the bad giants.” Original Source: Roald Dahl’s Big Friendly Giant.

2. “Did you see the scrumplet over by the swimming pool?”

Scrumplet by orangejuicew2 March 23, 2010

cum scrumple 

verb. -to wrap your cum around your finger and smear it on another's face

"Ugh, I got really drunk and cum scrumpled my girlfriend last night."

cum scrumple by E-Dor December 6, 2006

scrumpledina 

A person who loves sugary delights such as candy, cake, cupcakes, frosting, bakery items, etc. A person with a strong sweet tooth.

Did you seriously just eat that jar of frosting and that box of peeps?!?! You're such a scrumpledina!

scrumpledina by Joshua Chabot May 18, 2010