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To hand someone loose crumpled dollar bills as payment for something.>

I was in a hurry to catch the bus, so I gave the driver the crumple at the last minute.

crumple by Dr Claw February 9, 2007

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Crumple

A homosexual who believes that English language is under attack by the use of ebonics

My book was crumpled by the edit department

Crumple by holmes on homes September 8, 2005

Related Words

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Crumple

The action of grabbing and object and crushing it into a rough, ball-like shape in the palm of your hand.

Person 1: I think I'm gonna get arrested!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I totally just ripped off my boss' crotch and crumpled it!

Crumple by SeriousGuy108 January 11, 2024

Crumple Plopper

A Crumple Plopper is a plopper who dumps irregular and crumpled plops. These plops emerge slowly and painfully at first but then as the pressure builds they are finally boshed into the world with great force and gusto. Staining the pan's sides and spreading their foul and odorous miasma they eventually engulf their victims much like a big Welsh girl's knicker gusset.

My, my, is that an irregular and misshapen plop Sir Blundell Huge-Blundell? It looks to me as if you have been guzzling a gigantic curried gruffalo to produce such a Crumple Plopper.

Crumple Plopper by Anarcho-Capitalist March 11, 2011

Crumple Fuck

To crumple up an important document or item in front of the items owner, followed by throwing the crumpled item on a desk or the floor.

Bro, the sergeant walked over to me, snatched my birthday card out of my hands, crinkled it up and threw it on the floor! Yeah, dude, the sergeant crumple fucked the birthday card my momma sent to me, too.

Crumple Fuck by M.E.A.T November 8, 2020

Crumple Crotch

a person who has cellulite so thick on their inner thigh's that when it reaches their "cookie"spot, all you can see is beat-up, dimpled BACON STRIPS.
(QUITE AN UNFORTUNATE EVENT TO OCCUR)

chunksahoy! there crumple crotch!!

Crumple Crotch by Miss Kali Kaos March 14, 2009

crumple zone

A somewhat ambiguous term referring to the soft parts on a girlfriend. Implies that said zones are resilient.

Shorty's got hella crumple zones. Busted that all night with no complaints.

crumple zone by jhndrdgg October 5, 2011

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026