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scrumblefuck 

an affectionate word that relates to calling someone silly; a result of cute aggression and you can't help but want to insult them

or

a genuine insult because that person is so dumb you had to make up a new word to describe how stupid you think they are
"my boyfriend is such a silly little scrumblefuck, i love him so much it's crazy!"

or

"kevin you absolute scrumblefuck, what the hell are you doing you lost cumshot"
scrumblefuck by neoticnymph November 25, 2023
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Stumblefuck 

A person that falls or trips frequently.

Someone that injured themselves by falling or tripping.
pointing out the arrival of someone who recently hurt themselves in a fall-

"Oh look, here comes Stumblefuck"
Stumblefuck by Sly Fox Ash July 28, 2009

scribblefuck

When used in Racing: Unit of speed when you have a lot of assumptions that fall apart in rookie drivers hands and you have to make a guess at the scale. 1 being a small assumption, 10 being a large assumption.
we changed the track bar 1/2" expecting to be 1 scribblefuck faster but the driver was 8 scribblefucks faster. LETS RUN THAT!

stumblefucked

To be so bored at work that you load StumbleUpon, click on it incessantly all day long viewing random web pages until you run out of suggested StumbleUpon pages to display.
holy shit i've just been stumblefucked !!!!
stumblefucked by markbluestone December 9, 2008

stumblefucked

being so drunk that you can't walk or stand properly, but are still with it enough not to just sit down and pass
"Haha Mackie I'm gonna get you totally stumblefucked!"
stumblefucked by TheSanityAssassin November 3, 2004

stumblefuck 

The act of being so drunk you cant stand up or talk.
Look at that guy, he's all stumblefuck.
stumblefuck by menardo April 2, 2003

Scrunklefuck 

Adored but frustrating.
An asshole you love. Doesn't even have to be an asshole.
Lovable, but god fucking damn, could they not?
This bastard is a scrunklefuck.
Scrunklefuck by Lucky Ruell April 18, 2023
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