A very potent type of rough cider. Normally associated with South West England, although the county of Kent also produces some good stuff. A good scrumpy normally has an alcohol content of atleast 7% by volume, be full of semi liquid apple pulp and taste like appley vinegar. It is suprisingly refreshing and can be consumed in vast quantities; providing the drinker does not want to use his legs for the next five hours. Was often given to wurzels in lieu of payment by landowners in an attempt to keep the works complient.
"Arrrrgghhhr yoouzzsh moi bessshhtisss mate yoush are." (a phrase often heard from the lips of scrumpy drinkers.)
by Black Flag May 28, 2004

The act of eating a McGriddle breakfast sandwich from Mc Donald's while receiving a clumpy. Scrumpy is derived from scrumptious, for McGriddles are very tasty.
I became hungry while getting a clumpy, so I ate a McGriddle and had myself a scrumpy. or... I was pinching a loaf while my girlfriend was slobbing on my knob and I decided to eat a McGriddle. By doing so, I bumped my clumpy up to a scrumpy.
by Andrew and Pearce September 28, 2008

by (-enigma-) May 04, 2009

As in " Man, that was a scrumpy piece of pie."
by Michelle Lavoie October 11, 2007

This is a word commonly used among teens and twentysomethings to describe a person with potentially lose morals that are physically attractive. Scrumpy implies that the person is slutty but that the speaker would still sleep with them. A common definition of scrumpy is "Slutty but fuckable."
by JJ Carter November 10, 2008

by Kezza January 21, 2004

by le phantom bread April 29, 2020
