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Definitions by zomgmouse

intertwingled 

A portmanteau of "intertwined" and "intermingled". Coined by Ted Nelson to describe computerdom and information, but can be used in any situation.
"Computerdom is an immense intertwingled tapestry."

"Man, my headphone cables are all intertwingled."
intertwingled by zomgmouse April 2, 2010

intertwingle 

See: intertwingled
The portmanteau of "intertwine" and "intermingle".
"Computerdom is an immense intertwingled tapestry."
intertwingle by zomgmouse April 2, 2010

bovinefecal 

pronounced /bɒvɪnɛfəkəl/ or /bəʊvɪnɛfəkəl/.
An adjective meaning "bullshit", especially in a pseudo-intellectual context.
Derived from combining "bovine" and "fecal".
Post-Freudian String Theory is so bovinefecal.

Did you hear that kid speak about socialism? He had no idea what he was talking about. So bovinefecal.
bovinefecal by zomgmouse April 2, 2010

The Easter Bunny 

A joke by evolutionists that went too far.
An evolutionist with a sense of humour: "If a giant rabbit that shits chocolate eggs isn't proof of evolution, I don't know what is."
A gullible creationist with a sense of exploitation: "Great! Let's call him The Easter Bunny!"
The Easter Bunny by zomgmouse April 2, 2010

hunting for eggs 

a) A children's Easter pastime, or:
b) Looking for females to screw.
Son: "Mum, I'm going hunting for eggs."
Mother: "That's alright, just don't get dirty."
Son: "..."
hunting for eggs by zomgmouse April 2, 2010

scrumple 

That piece of paper has been lying around scrumpled up at the bottom of my bag for ages.

Don't roll around on the floor, you'll scrumple your shirt.
scrumple by zomgmouse April 2, 2010

Boiled chicken ovulations 

Boiled eggs, as described by Kryten in Red Dwarf (series 4, episode DNA).
Ah, breakfast, my very first meal! Boiled chicken ovulations -- delicious!