Scrumples

The process of Lower Garments becoming scruched and uncomfortable
i gotta pick the scrumples from my boxers again
by Luke October 04, 2004
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uncontrollable genital wart leakage; causes a horrific Shit/ puke smell
Richard: whats that smell?
Billy: shut the fuck up that my scrumples
by nestle MDP May 29, 2009
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That piece of paper has been lying around scrumpled up at the bottom of my bag for ages.

Don't roll around on the floor, you'll scrumple your shirt.
by zomgmouse April 02, 2010
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A rave in the west country of England (preferably somerset or Devon), usually to the musical stylings of the wurzels or similar.
"Dave, you coming to the scrumple tonight?
"I can't Terry, I'm bulling my luvver tonight, I'm right plimming up!

"That scrumple last night was bitchin', I were proper fucked on scrumpy"
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1: bits of marijuana stashed around the house for later smoking when the normal supply has run dry
2: bits of marijuana left on a table, book, etc when rolling a joint, to be gathered up for smoking
Chris: Let's get high
Adam: I'm all out, so let's look around for some scrumplings to smoke. I know I dropped some by the coffee table and stashed a rainy day nugget in the freezer.
by MCH51 October 24, 2004
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To crumple and scrunch something simultaneously
I totally scrumpled these cards into this bag brah!
by gggunit123 December 06, 2010
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A slightly derogatory term for a young annoying person shorter than yourself.
Little kid: Blah Blarg Yak Ug
Person 1: "Dude, your little brother is so annoying!"
Person 2: "I know, he's such a scrumpling."
by Pontmercy June 03, 2007
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