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scrumdog millionaire 

not to be confused with:slumdog millionaire, a person is a scrumdog millionaire when they win the game ball in a rugby match
the scrumdog millionaire won the game for Batavia on a last second try.
scrumdog millionaire by alexmace November 21, 2011

Scumdog Million-hairs 

A nickname for former Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich, who was impeached for attempting to accept bribes to fill Barack Obama's empty U.S. Senate seat. Originated on "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart" and is a play on the title of the movie "Slumdog Millionaire," which was popular at the same time as the Blagojevich scandal. The "Million-hairs" part of the name refers to the impressive amount of hair on Blagojevich's head.
Senate candidate: "I'd like to express interest in President-elect Obama's vacant senate seat. I feel that my qualifications are right for the job."
Blagojevich: "What? Tell it to my pants pockets! Let's see...I'll give you the seat if you give me $1 million in unmarked benjamins, get a hot dog named after me at The Wiener's Circle in Chicago, and brush my hair for an hour every morning for the next year."
Senate candidate: "Forget it, Scumdog Million-hairs, I do not bow to corruption!"
Blagojevich: "Really? Are you serious? You're a politician. Come on."
Senate candidate: "All right. Take out the hair-brushing part and we've got a deal."
Scumdog Million-hairs by Nicholas D February 23, 2009
a former demi-god cast out of grace who became an intergalactic warrior who is hellbent on taking over the world after landing antarctica and claiming it as his/her own. scumdogs tend to hate all world leaders and would like to kill everything.
scumdogs of the universe.
scumdog by the dastardly one December 30, 2003

scrumduggle 

v. to root through an ashtray looking for smokeable butts after you've run out of whole cigarettes.
By 4:00 a.m. we'd smoked all of our cigarettes, so our drunk asses were forced to scrumduggle through the ashtray to see if there was anything we could smoke in there.
scrumduggle by Kdubbie September 4, 2005

Scrubdog 

A individual, who is in fact a loser, has little to no friends and talks in a very annoying fashion.
That kid is sooooo annoying! I think he only has like one friend too. What a scrubdog!
Scrubdog by Markus knows Martin December 16, 2009

scrumdiggity 

A most excellent word used to articulate the feeling one is overcome with when they complete urination after a long period of "holding it" in which the bladder was very strained causing severe discomfort.
"Man, I've had to pee since 1st period," (it's after school now) "and now I feel scrumdiggity!"
scrumdiggity by Lois Kent May 30, 2006