scrum

when the food is absolutely, undeniably busting

abbr. from scrumdiddlyumptious
The food was so scrum, I think I got the pussy part of the chicken.

I’m sick of buying all these school supplies because the kids can’t stop scrumming on the glue sticks.
by alexlovesscrum April 18, 2023
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a group of penguins
OR
an offense manouver in Rugby
OR
a certain set of computer software tools
penguins in scrums are fun to watch

the team's scrum helped them score

i used SCRUM to do some computer stuff
by Wallis and Futuna Islands December 22, 2004
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the wrinkled skin of a ballsack
"I gaggled some scrum last night and I'm still picking the pubes out of my teeth!"
"TMI."
by Kayl July 03, 2019
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n. Central activity in Rugby football. Sixteen overweight men or women push into each other while holding one anothers shirt tails. Face-kicking, ear-biting and scrotum-butting are allowed, but, oddly, foot-lifting is severely punished. A call of "not in straight" results in a penalty kick instead of knowing sniggers while a call of "push over try" results in jubilation and moist scrum down.
Scrum! White! There's your mark! Crouch! Touch! Pause! Engage!

Is that referee high on something? The match hasn't started!
by gnostic1 June 28, 2012
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A derogatory name that combines a scrub and a bum, or scrot and scum, or any combination there in; orginitied in a SF Safeway.
The negro woman angrily replied, "Naw nigga, I aint no SCRUM, nigga," into her cel phone at the crowded Safeway.
by CARL MONEY April 30, 2006
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1. The XP term for a daily gathering of engineers to discuss the days work.
2. The stimulating drink made as a shot from a rung out sponge that has previously been insterted into ones rectum.
"hey dude, you want a shot of scrum?"
"fuck yeah man!!!"
by Tator2424 April 14, 2008
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Word used when referring someone that is the worst of the worst or lowest of the low. Can be seen as the human version of a crumb, basically useless. Word is used most oftenly when referring to someone who cannot aim straight or kill anything at all in online video games, such as Modern Warefare 2.
-Dude, why do the scrum always have to be on our team?
-Omg, this guy is the lowest form of scrum, he couldnt even kill me when I was in last stand.
-We are going to have to back out, this room has no scrum what so ever.
-Get throwing knifed worthless scrumlord!
-The early morning scrum are out to get destroyed.
by Sticky Bone February 26, 2010
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