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the wrinkled skin of a ballsack
"I gaggled some scrum last night and I'm still picking the pubes out of my teeth!"
by Kayl July 02, 2019
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Music so good it could elicit sexual arousal.
The new We Came As Romans albums is chock full of bonerjams.
by lpvitus October 28, 2009
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a group of penguins
an offense manouver in Rugby
a certain set of computer software tools
penguins in scrums are fun to watch

the team's scrum helped them score

i used SCRUM to do some computer stuff
by Wallis and Futuna Islands December 21, 2004
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The act of jacking it while doing a shit. It is said to be the ultimate body relief.
Michael: Luke you look so relaxed.
Luke: yeah i just had a scrum
by brewskies October 12, 2009
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n. Central activity in Rugby football. Sixteen overweight men or women push into each other while holding one anothers shirt tails. Face-kicking, ear-biting and scrotum-butting are allowed, but, oddly, foot-lifting is severely punished. A call of "not in straight" results in a penalty kick instead of knowing sniggers while a call of "push over try" results in jubilation and moist scrum down.
Scrum! White! There's your mark! Crouch! Touch! Pause! Engage!

Is that referee high on something? The match hasn't started!
by gnostic1 June 28, 2012
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When a person hasn't wiped off semen and it has become dried and crusty on their skin. Usually on a tramp stamp. It is a signature of a dirty, dirty skank.
"Hey that girl looks hot"
"Meh, she's probably covered in scrum"
by taylorbot August 31, 2008
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