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Scumdog Million-hairs 

A nickname for former Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich, who was impeached for attempting to accept bribes to fill Barack Obama's empty U.S. Senate seat. Originated on "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart" and is a play on the title of the movie "Slumdog Millionaire," which was popular at the same time as the Blagojevich scandal. The "Million-hairs" part of the name refers to the impressive amount of hair on Blagojevich's head.
Senate candidate: "I'd like to express interest in President-elect Obama's vacant senate seat. I feel that my qualifications are right for the job."
Blagojevich: "What? Tell it to my pants pockets! Let's see...I'll give you the seat if you give me $1 million in unmarked benjamins, get a hot dog named after me at The Wiener's Circle in Chicago, and brush my hair for an hour every morning for the next year."
Senate candidate: "Forget it, Scumdog Million-hairs, I do not bow to corruption!"
Blagojevich: "Really? Are you serious? You're a politician. Come on."
Senate candidate: "All right. Take out the hair-brushing part and we've got a deal."
Scumdog Million-hairs by Nicholas D February 23, 2009

Scumdog Million-Hairs 

The term used by Jon Stewart of Daily Show to describe Rod Blagojevich. It's familiarity to the Oscar Nomination for best film "Slumdog Millionaire" is just random.
Man 1: Hey did you watch Slumdog Millionaire?

Man 2: You mean last week's Daily Show? How could I miss that, to see that Blagojevich get screwed...it was awesome

Man 1: What? Blagojevich? What are you talking about?

Man 2: Scumdog Million-Hairs!

Man 1: Oh that...well I was talking about Slumdog Millionaire, quite a confusion there eh?

Man 2: Slumdog Millionaire? What's that? Never heard of it...
Scumdog Million-Hairs by filabuster February 24, 2009

scumdog millionaire 

When someone is a fucking scumdog but like you still would
Girl 1: "That guy is disgusting."
Girl 2: "Didn't fuck him last weekend?"
Girl 1: "Yeah. He's a total scumdog millionaire."
Girl 2: "Yeet."
scumdog millionaire by cutwithann September 1, 2016

scumdog nowherenear 

A person whos using intellectual property theft cloning robber scumdog tactics to try to look like a rich person who is from slum life nad pose as pseudo educated person by going to online business classes parsons design and berates others and will deals with the devil to disabled and murder his envy targets he imagines hes compete with him and walk around like hes rich person making pizza off persons who have worked years of develop talents overcome and thinks people are going to be impress by dirty deeds.. a poser . usually hes guided by someone who thinks hes psychic , stealing others thoughts ideas and robin hoood plots schemes to feed his children, mind reading games and induce mental illness schizophrenic attacks on the very talented targets they use to get insight picking brains to say. of person who dont need to do it like that. they are usually helped by dumb women who think the guy has big dick and some potential and impress by low lives..The persons who is the puppet master of the scumdog agenda thinks hes quite smart has magical powers intuit and feeding poor people talented persons money. He uses white pitty scamming schemes robin hood games and parade around like a designer when he used dick to get money.
Pochumbos walking around thinking hes a big shot by stealing his ideas to make pizza off the girl he beat down and tortured to death that left him, and was not heart broken and was not go be his mother and source.so he conjured the devil to induce a death punch to get his wish to rob her and get rich off her ideas and turn himself into a scumdog nowherenear millionaire by other people die for him to make money. He walking around like a bigshot on other peoples ideas and had to use white woman to help him.
scumdog nowherenear by assholemagnet November 20, 2021

Slumdog Dollar Menu Millionaire 

noun,

An Indian person who eats at McDonalds.
1: "What it do nephew?"

2: "Ordering a Big Mac."

1: "You are a Slumdog Dollar Menu Millionaire.

2: "That's racist. I'm just playin'. Up top!"

scumdouchery 

The act of being a scumbag and / or douchebag. Activities include excesses of drinking, high-fiving, insulting strangers, toolish behavior and other forms of public debauchery.
DB1: "So then I asked her if she wanted to have sex with me and my 10 closest friends"

DB2: (affirmative exclamation) SCUMDOUCHERY!
scumdouchery by Jerk 27 May 5, 2010