Definitions by Kdubbie

linda blair 

v. To projectile vomit, usually in a public place.

Even though she'd taken two hits of ecstasy, she didn't feel nauseous at all; therefore, it was utterly unexpected when she sat up and Linda Blair-ed all over three people at the party.

linda blair by Kdubbie April 25, 2006

lisp

n. word used to describe an entire group of male homosexuals, such as a herd of cattle or a school of fish.

The other day I was walking through the mall, when I was blindsided by a lisp of gays. I followed them to Pottery Barn though and got some great decorating tips.

lisp by Kdubbie September 6, 2005

U-haul 

n. A word used to describe a large group of lesbians, similar to a herd of cattle or a school of fish. Derived from the joke: What do lesbians do on a second date? A: Rent a U-haul.

I was walking around the mall the other day when I was blindsided by a U-haul of lesbians. I followed them to Home Depot, though, and got some excellent home improvement tips.

U-haul by Kdubbie September 6, 2005

run 

n. Word used to describe a large group of drag queens, similar to a herd of cattle or a school of fish. Derived from the runs frequently found in drag queens' panty hose.

Honey, any time I encounter a run of drag queens, I follow them to wherever they're going because you can't beat hanging out with a bunch of trannies for a good time.

run by Kdubbie September 6, 2005

annoyance 

n. Word used to describe a large group of tourists, similar to a herd of cattle or a school of fish.

What?! The party's down on Fisherman's Wharf?! Man, I hate going down there! You can't walk five steps without running into an annoyance of tourists, clogging up the sidewalks, walking all slow and shit, heads buried in maps, talking with that Wisconsin accent.

annoyance by Kdubbie September 6, 2005

scrumduggle 

v. to root through an ashtray looking for smokeable butts after you've run out of whole cigarettes.

By 4:00 a.m. we'd smoked all of our cigarettes, so our drunk asses were forced to scrumduggle through the ashtray to see if there was anything we could smoke in there.

scrumduggle by Kdubbie September 4, 2005