Scroteage

Derek exemplified his Scroteage ways when he arrived late, pissed, badly dressed and expected me to just lay back and take him.

Scroteage by theflightymadam August 3, 2009

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Scrotemeal

A tradional hearty oat-based porridge flavored by sweat produced betwixt a man's leg and scrotum.

A midwestern tradition passed down from decades of plains' settlers, scrotemeal is traditionally made by hanging a bag of oats between the leg and scrotum. The harder the days work, the richer the essence of scrote and consequently the higher quality of scrotemeal.

Lester Figgins,who just won his seventh consecutive blue ribbon for his scrotemeal entry at the Anoka County fair, said the secret to a bold flavor is never showering.

Wade: "Matt, WTF... your lunchbox smells like ball, what gives?!"
Matt: "That's the scrotemeal my Daddy packed me for lunch."

Scrotemeal by ChimBob Richalds June 16, 2013

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scroteless

Weak, feeble, unenergetic. (to have no scrotum) Can be said about a male or female.

I drank too much last night and I feel scroteless today. I know it sucks, but (s)he's too damn scroteless to do anything about it. That's the most scroteless vacuum cleaner I ever tried to use.

scroteless by radiohead3885 April 14, 2005

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scroteome

The protein content of a scrotum or scrotal derived body fluids.

Proteome Systems Ltd (ASX:PXL) today announced the signing of an agreement with the New York based biotechnology company, Egenix Inc to co-develop a scroteome-based (semen-based) diagnostic kit for prostate cancer based on the known proprietary Human Carcinoma Antigen (HCA)

scroteome by Duncan8r June 16, 2006