Definitions by theflightymadam

Scroteage

The depths that men go to be male!

Derek exemplified his Scroteage ways when he arrived late, pissed, badly dressed and expected me to just lay back and take him.

Scroteage by theflightymadam August 3, 2009

barm cake 

See Balm cake

you barm cake, they were spelt like that in our chippy in Manchester 1980...not fucking 'Balm Cakes'....too effin posh! Thats a posh moisturiser

barm cake by theflightymadam August 3, 2009