scrollage

the amount of manic scrolling needed on a website to find what you want

'oh man that was major scrollage to get down to that paper I was looking for - it was manic'

by Yopinski March 23, 2012

Scrollaxing

Verb: To scroll through all of your personal email and social media on your couch or bean bag at the end of a hard day. You find this to be an effective way to decompress or chill.

I'll be scrollaxing until 7:00, but I'll meet you at the bar at 7:30.

"What are your plans for tonight bro?" "It's really cold outide so I think I'm just going to stay in and do some scrollaxing on my iPad."

by Harry Duh Hound Dog July 26, 2016

Scroflakes

Dandruff of the testicular region

Kate just loves it when she’s piping her guy off and she finds herself in the middle of a scroflake shower
Dean hates it when he sees scroflakes drifting in his underpants

by Scroflake warrior March 2, 2018

Scrollies

Purportedly, the most helpless act of wasted time after repetitive scrolling down facebooks homepage. Once you realize you've got the scrollies you can't stop because the scrollies have taken over.

Quick, get off facebook before you get the scrollies!
That guy has been scrolling on his phone for hours. He must have the scrollies.

Patient: I get into this weird headspace where I need to keep scrolling and I can't stop until my friend yells at me to get off my phone.

Doctor: Textbook scrollies.

by Doctor Bakshy January 8, 2017

scrottage cheese

A female's organ that has gone 'sour' from excessive use.

"Last year I would have hit that for a dollar but now she's all scrottage cheese"

by ChristineW April 21, 2006

strolladex

barrel-shaped rolladex in which you let your fingers do the walking.

Check the strolladex for the pizza guy's phone number!

by Tim Kauffman October 30, 2008

Scrollie

An easy chick; a girl that loves to fuck and will fuck any nigga with swag; a girl who fucks around with and is seen with multiple guys at one time; a girl who has been washed up by many niggas from the hood.

Yo I bagged a scrollie the other day, i wanna bring her to club cave so we can run a train on that bitch.

by DJ Juanito June 28, 2010