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scrotege

n. a person who hangs around dicks in hopes of becoming of a dick
Q: Who's the guy with that asshole Tommy?
A: Oh, that Bill-his new scrotege.
by fascinatingnewthing February 19, 2009
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Scrotemeal

A tradional hearty oat-based porridge flavored by sweat produced betwixt a man's leg and scrotum.

A midwestern tradition passed down from decades of plains' settlers, scrotemeal is traditionally made by hanging a bag of oats between the leg and scrotum. The harder the days work, the richer the essence of scrote and consequently the higher quality of scrotemeal.
Lester Figgins,who just won his seventh consecutive blue ribbon for his scrotemeal entry at the Anoka County fair, said the secret to a bold flavor is never showering.

Wade: "Matt, WTF... your lunchbox smells like ball, what gives?!"
Matt: "That's the scrotemeal my Daddy packed me for lunch."
by ChimBob Richalds June 16, 2013
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scroteless

Weak, feeble, unenergetic. (to have no scrotum) Can be said about a male or female.
I drank too much last night and I feel scroteless today. I know it sucks, but (s)he's too damn scroteless to do anything about it. That's the most scroteless vacuum cleaner I ever tried to use.
by radiohead3885 April 14, 2005
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scroteneck

a person whose neck resembles a scrotal sack and is red from working outside, works hard labor, thinks the government owes him something, drives a beat up pick-up truck with no bed; obnoxious half-wit with random tufts of hair in every which way direction. Lives in a trailor with his fat wife who works at wal-mart and reeks of ass.
i.e. a person who thinks they have a worthwhile invention but is really lying and the invention isn't worth shit.
LOOK AT THAT SCROTENECK!!!
by Eseer Ttam October 15, 2008
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Scrotee

A goatee that has patches or looks thin/ugly. The implication made that their goatee looks like ball hair.

Generally found on a teenager who has never shaved before and growing their first goatee.
"Hey there, I see your growing a scrotee."
by Mxmaster December 28, 2005
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Scrotage

The crease formed between the testicles when they are pushed together.
While many many men admire great cleavage, very few admire great scrotage.
by Snugglecow April 8, 2009
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scrotage

other forms: scrody
noun, item resembling nut sack. Generally nasty.
Oh man, when did Dave shave his beard? Jeesus, look at his chin! Total scrotage...
by Trey&Steve July 24, 2003
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