Scroogery

The art of sucking the joy out of any festive occasion with surgical precision — typically performed by someone who treats Christmas cheer like a personal insult and thinks “Bah, humbug” counts as small talk.

His scroogery was so strong, even the Grinch told him to lighten up.

Scroogery by anonymous November 1, 2025

shroomery 

The coolest website and community ever.

9 out of 10 ninjas prefer the shroomery over zen meditation and death from the shadows.

shroomery by Shroom-ism January 8, 2004

Scrooge McDucking 

To dive into and swim around in a large pile of gold coins to celebrate one's wealth, as made famous by cartoon character Scrooge McDuck.

Man, John is so rich, he goes Scrooge McDucking in his yacht everyday.

John: Hey guys, you want to come to my mansion and go Scrooge McDucking?

Scrooge McDucking by kbair March 7, 2011

shroomery 

An area dedicated to growing mushrooms; a mushroom farm.

A shroomery is similar to a plant nursery where edible and medicinal varieties of fungi are grown instead of plants.

If you turn an empty room into a shroomery, you can grow your own mushrooms.

shroomery by shroomee March 29, 2020

Scrooge McDuck 

verb
To dive headfirst into a pool of gold coins, literally swimming through your wealth, an activity popularized by its namesake. Because when you're as rich as he is, there's literally nothing better you can do with your money. Can apply to representations of wealth aside from gold coins, such as silver coins, dollar bills, etc.

The rivalry between Bill Gates and Steve Jobs really came down to one point of contention: the proper method of Scrooge McDucking. While Steve preferred to swan dive into his pile of 5.426 million shares of Apple, Bill would always cannonball into 101 billion single dollar bills.

Scrooge McDuck by 14bj337 December 23, 2012

Scrooge McDuck'd 

To be taken adavantage of someone you know or trust for no apparent reason.

To explain this and how it pertains to Scrooge McDuck is that Scrooge is being suffocated by his nephews, Heuy, Dewey and Louie so that they can get their inheritance earlier. In this scenario, Heuy is holding a pillow over Scrooge's beak holes, while Louie is holding his beak shut. This happens while Dewey is kicking Scrooge in the balls repeatedly.

I bought this car from my cousin, and I found out the breaks were shot. The fucking guy Scrooge McDuck'd me

Scrooge McDuck'd by jdogg5977 May 5, 2017

scrooge mcduckin' 

Making an absurd amount of money, usually by crooked means. Making money to the point that if you were to liquidate your funds, you could swim in your money, insofar as that's possible, like Scrooge McDuck.

Big oil executives were seriously Scrooge McDuckin' last quater. They made record profits by price gouging.

scrooge mcduckin' by Homeless Dave November 16, 2005