11 definitions by Homeless Dave
The drug ecstasy. Used when talking about someone who acts crazy whether or not they're actually on ecstasy.
She was dancing on the table, takin off her clothes, shootin' bamas, kickin hoes in the face and all that. Homegirl was on That E.
by Homeless Dave April 21, 2005
You girlfriend's ugly and that's a fact/if God sent her, then send her back/she got hairy arms, and a hairy ass/hairy upper lip that I call a femmestache/
Rapped in the style of Too $hort.
Rapped in the style of Too $hort.
by Homeless Dave April 21, 2005
Man it was hot as balls out there. My nutts were stuck to the side of my legs so I had to hit that money stretch and get them off.
by Homeless Dave August 9, 2005
by Homeless Dave January 27, 2005
Damn girl, can I get that lenscrafter?
Yeah, we were hooking up and and I hit her with that good lenscrafter.
Yeah, we were hooking up and and I hit her with that good lenscrafter.
by Homeless Dave January 26, 2005
Moving from one bathroom stall to another upon realizing there is no toilet paper after already "starting."
Man I was droppin' my deuce and realized there was no toilet paper so I had to make the jump to the next stall.
by Homeless Dave May 5, 2005
Man, I'm so tired because I had to write that 15-page paper all last night. Good thing the next one isn't due until next Thursday. I've got until Wednesday to start. Time to recrastinate.
by Homeless Dave October 25, 2005