femmestache

A woman's hairy upper lip.

You girlfriend's ugly and that's a fact/if God sent her, then send her back/she got hairy arms, and a hairy ass/hairy upper lip that I call a femmestache/

Rapped in the style of Too $hort.

by Homeless Dave April 21, 2005

scrooge mcduckin'

Making an absurd amount of money, usually by crooked means. Making money to the point that if you were to liquidate your funds, you could swim in your money, insofar as that's possible, like Scrooge McDuck.

Big oil executives were seriously Scrooge McDuckin' last quater. They made record profits by price gouging.

by Homeless Dave November 16, 2005

Brinsley patch

The patch of fine hair that often accumulates on a man's lower back that hurts when pulled.

I gotta swim with a shirt on to cover my Brinsley patch.

My Brinsley patch is starting to merge with my ass hair.

by Homeless Dave March 23, 2005

lenscrafter

(n) the act of licking an eyeball or having one's eyeball licked for sexual arousal

Damn girl, can I get that lenscrafter?

Yeah, we were hooking up and and I hit her with that good lenscrafter.

by Homeless Dave January 26, 2005

kutakata

(n) a euphemism for pussy

That's a pink kutakata you got there.

I'm trying to get all in her kutakata.

by Homeless Dave January 27, 2005

That E

The drug ecstasy. Used when talking about someone who acts crazy whether or not they're actually on ecstasy.

She was dancing on the table, takin off her clothes, shootin' bamas, kickin hoes in the face and all that. Homegirl was on That E.

by Homeless Dave April 21, 2005

recrastinate

To continue to procrastinate in after just learning a lesson about the negative effects of it.

Man, I'm so tired because I had to write that 15-page paper all last night. Good thing the next one isn't due until next Thursday. I've got until Wednesday to start. Time to recrastinate.

by Homeless Dave October 25, 2005