Scooger 

A combination of the words scab and booger. They are the scab-like boogers you get in your nose, you have to kinda scrape them off and generally hurts, and sometimes they bleed a little tiny bit.

"Ow! I just picked a gnarly scooger out of my nose, and it hella hurt to get out!"

Scooger by Radassical February 25, 2008

scooger 

A couger (hot middle age to old age lady) on a mobility scooter.

john - "damn paul do you see that scooger?"
paul - "hell yeh john she so hot"

scooger by youareasmellyduck June 10, 2023

Scooger

A booger that is also part scab.

When I was sick, I blew my nose so much that after awhile I had a tissue full of Scoogers.

Scooger by Chaunski Ohoulihan December 13, 2025

scooter douche

1. n. A person that uses electric rental scooters and then leaves them laying carelessly and inconveniently about once they are done with it.

2. n. An inconsiderate ass hat.

The city is launching a rental scooter program? Great. Here come the scooter douches.

scooter douche by picc285 July 27, 2019

Scooter Braun 

An awful manager. He stole the masters of Taylor Swift, causing her to re-record her albums. Now Taylor thinks of Scooter as an enemy.

Taylor Swift: I am so mad at Scooter Braun for stealing my masters. I am so going to teach him a lesson.

Scooter Braun by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 January 5, 2022

scooterbeast 

A human who is too fat to walk and requires the aid of a scooter to get around. While elusive, most specimens can be found roaming around Walmart in the store's complimentary mobility devices, but rarely near the produce aisle.

"I almost got run over by a scooterbeast at Wally World today."

scooterbeast by spixn January 9, 2014

Scooter 

scoot·er
ˈsko͞odər/

Verb

1. To take up a more than reasonable amount of space so that one is able to go lone wolf and have no one around them.

Noun

2. Some one who takes up too much space

- Parking diagonally across a drive way

"Her small car took up all the parking. She scootered the driveway."

- Taking up a whole table so no one can work with you

"There is enough to room for four at that table but he is scootering it by spreading his books around and throwing his jacket on the extra chairs."

- Laying on a park bench or public seating so no one will try and sit with you a carry on a conversation Forest Gump style.

"I hate talking with strangers so I am just going to scooter these bus seats."

Scooter by Old-man Adams May 18, 2015