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Dirty Sampson
A Dirty Sampson is an action where one scratches their crotch then offers the next person they encounter a handshake
Person: Hey Nathan, Willie totally just gave Jacob a dirty a Dirty Sampson..
Nathan: That's just wrong man, Willie has a bad Dirty Sampson addiction.
Nathan: That's just wrong man, Willie has a bad Dirty Sampson addiction.
Dirty Sampson by THEnerdyGUY February 12, 2017
scrimpons
My buddy Pokenuts was soo drunk he ate some old scrimpons that was in my fridge for years..
Hey poke don't eat them scrimpons they could hurt ya..
Hey poke don't eat them scrimpons they could hurt ya..
scrimpons by John Jendrasak November 11, 2008
Scrumpsnozmaflump
The act of forcefully crushing the facial apparatus to remove ocular and nasal concentrations of genital mucus.
The two handed culmination of a snozmakick and a scrumple, often found in association with pubic measles and the ultimate douche.
The two handed culmination of a snozmakick and a scrumple, often found in association with pubic measles and the ultimate douche.
All was quiet in the library until Glenjamin Willybobble scrumpsnozmaflumped - several people died
Mike was bored and not really listening so he wandered away
Mike was bored and not really listening so he wandered away
Scrumpsnozmaflump by Sid Johnson June 6, 2011
sampson's last wish
Dude #1: damn, I can't decide between the Orb Hunter or Regulator's Nephew.
Dude #2: Nah man, Sampson's Last Wish is the cut to get.
Dude #2: Nah man, Sampson's Last Wish is the cut to get.
sampson's last wish by widget master September 29, 2020
scrumpton end
The very last draw of a joint.
Originated in Lisburn, Northern Ireland, used across the UK and R.O.I.
Originated in Lisburn, Northern Ireland, used across the UK and R.O.I.
scrumpton end by Ghostinthescott October 6, 2008
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
Poggers
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026