Scrampson

When you cram and then scram.

Danny: dude, I took my condom off before I fucked that stripper and slipped out before she noticed

Alan: that boy is a Scrampson

by JonKMer September 18, 2021

scrimpton

Give me a word that hasn't been made up. If I invent something now to put in shampoo what can I call it?

Ricky: Scrimpton

by Concher February 16, 2017

Dirty Sampson

A Dirty Sampson is an action where one scratches their crotch then offers the next person they encounter a handshake

Person: Hey Nathan, Willie totally just gave Jacob a dirty a Dirty Sampson..

Nathan: That's just wrong man, Willie has a bad Dirty Sampson addiction.

by THEnerdyGUY February 12, 2017

scrimpons

Parts or particals of old moldy food, that often developes it's own heartbeat..

My buddy Pokenuts was soo drunk he ate some old scrimpons that was in my fridge for years..

Hey poke don't eat them scrimpons they could hurt ya..

by John Jendrasak November 11, 2008

Scrumpsnozmaflump

The act of forcefully crushing the facial apparatus to remove ocular and nasal concentrations of genital mucus.

The two handed culmination of a snozmakick and a scrumple, often found in association with pubic measles and the ultimate douche.

All was quiet in the library until Glenjamin Willybobble scrumpsnozmaflumped - several people died

Mike was bored and not really listening so he wandered away

by Sid Johnson June 6, 2011

sampson's last wish

The haircut any female will go crazy for

Dude #1: damn, I can't decide between the Orb Hunter or Regulator's Nephew.
Dude #2: Nah man, Sampson's Last Wish is the cut to get.

by widget master September 29, 2020

scrumpton end

The very last draw of a joint.

Originated in Lisburn, Northern Ireland, used across the UK and R.O.I.

Q:"Here do you want the scrumpton end"
A:"No, go on ahead yourself" (looking at it in disgust).

by Ghostinthescott October 6, 2008