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Parts or particals of old moldy food, that often developes it's own heartbeat..
My buddy Pokenuts was soo drunk he ate some old scrimpons that was in my fridge for years..

Hey poke don't eat them scrimpons they could hurt ya..

scrimpons by John Jendrasak November 11, 2008
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scrimpton 

Give me a word that hasn't been made up. If I invent something now to put in shampoo what can I call it?
Ricky: Scrimpton
scrimpton by Concher February 16, 2017
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Let's go to the Red Lobster and get me some scrimps!
scrimps by Snotbubble December 28, 2009

ding dong scrumpins 

Yeah, I heard the neighbors through the walls having some ding dong scrumpins
ding dong scrumpins by moobler March 19, 2021
a. Any of various small, chiefly marine decapod crustaceans of the suborder Natantia, many species of which are edible, having a compressed or elongated body with a well-developed abdomen, long legs and antennae, and a long spinelike projection of the carapace.
b. Any of various similar crustaceans, such as certain isopods and amphipods.
those scrimps r da bomb, pass dat fuc*ing cocktail sauce bitch.
scrimps by XPIMP November 4, 2003

scrimlins 

precious remains; dregs; tasty morsels; a small thing or things worth saving
Save me the scrimlins in the bottom of the bag.
scrimlins by Arian Brackett July 10, 2005
a code name for a female period used so males don't understand what is going on. 'scrimpens' can also be used to describe pads and sometimes tampons.
female 1: omg, our scrimpens are synced!
female 2: no way!
male: what's a scrimpen?
scrimpen by enyzmestolovers October 6, 2022
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