scrimpton 

Give me a word that hasn't been made up. If I invent something now to put in shampoo what can I call it?

Ricky: Scrimpton

scrimpton by Concher February 16, 2017

scrimpton 

A modern sport, consisting of two or more people jumping meaninglessly and throwing themselves around on an air bed/mattress. This is perhaps better played in an enclosed area such as a tent, to prevent the competitors from falling or tumbling off the bouncy mattress.

Legend has it, that scrimpton was originally created, when two teenage boys were having a fight in a tent. When one boy fell onto the air-filled mattress, he allegedly had an epiphany. He thought, "Why do we insist on fighting each other, when we could put our differences aside and have a tremendous time jumping and falling onto this surprisingly hilarious airbed?". He aired this realisation to his friend, who instantly agreed and they proceeded to tell a few immediate friends of their discovery. Since this day, scrimpton has never looked back, and has now become a worldwide phenomenon.

"Hey Brian, you fancy a quick round of scrimpton?"

-"No thanks Horace mate, it's a bit too rough for me"
"Oh come on Brian! Don't be a peekacheese! It's really fun, everybody loves a bit of scrimpton."
-"Fine Horace, you win. Scrimpton it is."

scrimpton by bilf seeker April 9, 2010

Scrimpton 

A person who hangs around public bathrooms asking people if they have a pound for the condom machine all day.

Steve: I wanna bang this chick from work, but I can't afford condoms, lend me a quid?
Barry: Mate you are such a fucking scrimpton.

Scrimpton by The Friendly Goat September 16, 2015

ScriptingNubs 

ScriptingNubs is shortcut for "Spread yo cheeks homes"

"AYE, LIAM SCRIPTINGNUBS RN HOMIE"

ScriptingNubs by Bennydoes69 October 29, 2020

scrimpons

Parts or particals of old moldy food, that often developes it's own heartbeat..

My buddy Pokenuts was soo drunk he ate some old scrimpons that was in my fridge for years..

Hey poke don't eat them scrimpons they could hurt ya..

scrimpons by John Jendrasak November 11, 2008

Scripting 

In fifa when you feel as though you have no control of the game no matter what you do. Like the game result has already been written or in this game scripted.

Person 2 is winning 2-0 in the 80th min of a fifa game.

Person 1 "How many shots have you had this game?"

Person 2 "2"

Person 1 "I've had 11 with 3 crossbars and a post this half!"

Person 2 "U mad bro?"

Person 1 "Nah EA is just scripting again"

other examples of scripting are when your opponent scored 45th or 90th minute goals, or when you miss sweaty goals or other usual guarantee goals.

Scripting by lighting15 January 11, 2013

scrumpton end

The very last draw of a joint.

Originated in Lisburn, Northern Ireland, used across the UK and R.O.I.

Q:"Here do you want the scrumpton end"
A:"No, go on ahead yourself" (looking at it in disgust).

scrumpton end by Ghostinthescott October 6, 2008