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Scrumpsnozmaflump 

The act of forcefully crushing the facial apparatus to remove ocular and nasal concentrations of genital mucus.

The two handed culmination of a snozmakick and a scrumple, often found in association with pubic measles and the ultimate douche.
All was quiet in the library until Glenjamin Willybobble scrumpsnozmaflumped - several people died

Mike was bored and not really listening so he wandered away
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