Scorked 

A term used to describe a time when your friends remove all your bikes from your apartment when you are gone all weekend for a NASCAR race and leave a note in a Dracula stuffed animal hung from your living room chandlier with the phrase "You've been Scorked."

"I just sent an email to 200+ people saying my bikes are stole, called the cops, gave a statement, and had my place figerprinted. I just got owned."

"No, you just got scorked."

Scorked by Dclan January 23, 2009

snorked 

past tense form of the verb “snork” which means to spit a jackfruit seed into a tuba from the balcony of the Metropolitan Opera (Needless to say, this term doesn’t see a whole lot of foot traffic.)

It was ‘96 when a crazy Aussie from Poowong North, Vic was challenged by his mates to spit a melon seed into a tuba from the balcony of the Metropolitan Opera on his upcoming junket to NYC. After practicing for weeks, spitting into a bucket from a eucalyptus tree, he asked for one allowance. The melon seed didn’t have sufficient heft to go the estimated distance. He was granted the use of a jackfruit seed. He then honed his skill until he had the precision of a sniper, “one shot, one kill”. On the night of the event, he and his wife (referee) took their seats nearest the stage on the third balcony. He sat through Giordano’s “Andrea Chenier” biding his time, waiting for just the right moment to do the deed and slink off into the night without being caught. The moment came at the very end of the performance when the audience cheered in appreciation for the talents of Pavarotti. He hurled that jackfruit seed with all the power he could generate from his manbag and then doubled over in a feigned hacking fit to disguise his action while his wife followed it to its intended target…and bingo! There have been no other “known” attempts. “Snorking” was never used until his triumphant return to Poowong North when one of his mates coined the term while fumbling through a toast in his honor.

Orchestra member: Say, Bob…I noticed that you missed that high note in the last stanza.
Bob: Yeah, I got snorked again.

snorked by goose_on_a_roof October 13, 2022

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

The act of making a woman so furious that nothing will satisfy them but destruction of the object or person they loathe.

Dan: Man, my ex-girlfriend is crazy! She keyed my car!

Sam: Well, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned by magicschoolbusdropout August 2, 2020

snorked 

To inadvertently burn someone, especially in a card game or competition.

You are playing Texas Hold 'em, and winning the hand until your opponent hits his card on the river. You have been snorked.

or

You are playing softball and winning by 7 runs going into the last inning. The opposing teams roars back, scores 8 runs, wins the game, and in so doing, they have snorked you.

snorked by Cyprus Denton Fekks January 8, 2010

Pickle Storked 

The feeling of being uncontrollably high. Everything around you is majestic and you're too happy to function. The feeling can only be achieved through massive intake of marijuana smoke. Not to be confused with "rackle knocked", pickle storked is a feeling of pure stonedom; It is not achievable when cross-faded.

Man, that was a massive blunt. I am pickle storked.

Pickle Storked by stonedasagoat December 11, 2011

a woman scorned 

A woman rejected in love can be very angry and dangerous. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. There is nothing as unpleasant as a woman who has been offended or whose love has not been returned.

"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned"

a woman scorned by Kerzell January 28, 2014

Sporked 

intr.v. Spork, Sporked, Sporks, Sporking. 1) The act of completely humiliating or obliterating someone verbally, in written/typed form, or any other media. 2) Forum section on Feminem.com containing a database of humiliating and obliteratory messages directed towards anti-supporters of the website. (Created by Essix and The Cake God, respectively)

You've been Sporked!™, courtesy of Feminem.com.

Sporked by Essix March 6, 2005