Scorkel

A scorkel is a drop of piss that drips off the penis onto the legs once you have replaced your member after urinating.

Bollocks jim, i've just scorkelled down my leg, need to remember to shake it properly from now on!

Scorkel by AnthonyJB February 27, 2008

storkel 

Storkel originate from the Swedish word "storlek" (size), but accidentally misspelled. A Swedish website later appeared, which quotes the original chat log where storkel originates from.

Storkel has two definitions:
Firstly, the more common use for it means "great party" or something within those boundaries. This definition was born on the Anjunabeats Forums, where storkel quickly was adopted among the users.
Explained: "Great" used as an adjective for party meaning that it's a good party rather than bad.
"Huge" is also an acceptable translation.

Secondly, the lesser used form is Stor-Kel, which is derived from one Swedish word that is made up from two words ("Stor" and "Kel") meaning "great amount of cuddling".
Explained: "Great" used as a size adjective for "amount".
"Cuddling" used as a verb describing the action.

"Wow, this is a storkling track!"
"Let's party! Storkel!"

storkel by Endemism May 2, 2010

Garfield snorkel 

When a man sticks his ball's in a woman's mouth and slaps his cock across her face while the woman sucks in on the man's balls.

"Dude, I gave her the Garfield snorkel last night. My ball sack is so saggy."

Garfield snorkel by TheSnorkel January 18, 2008

sneaky snorkel 

The act of trying to consume alcohol without detection. Sometimes applies to drinkers under 21, but is more often used to describe an adult who enjoys an alcoholic drink at potentially inappropriate times.

May also be shortened to just "snorkel"

She keeps a small flask in her purse for the occasional sneaky snorkel.

Where's Chris?
I think he's outside having a snorkel.

sneaky snorkel by rassoodock September 7, 2009

Nob Snorkelling 

An individual who performs fellatio as much as they breathe. British English equivalent term for Cock Snorkeling.

Kelsie can’t keep Brad’s dick out of her mouth she’s nob snorkelling.

Nob Snorkelling by TheHardOne69 August 10, 2021

foot snorkeling 

Foot snorkeling is a means of maintaining the optimum temperature for getting to sleep on those nights when a duvet cover or blanket provides too much heat, while the use of a sheet alone would provide too little.

It involves allowing a foot to protrude outside the duvet so as to achieve a cooling and ventilating effect, not just for the foot, but for the entire body. As such, the foot acts like a snorkel for the aspiring sleeper, providing a constant supply of air. Foot snorkeling is especially useful when sharing a bed with an exquisitely beautiful and sexy woman.

-God Almighty, Liam, I didn't sleep a wink last night. These balmy summer days are great, but trying to get a decent kip is a nightmare. I'm waking up every two hours bathed in my own sweat. If the weather continues like this I'm going to have to go out and buy one of those summer duvets.
-Well Margaret, don't be hasty, you know what the weather's like in this country. The day you buy your summer duvet the temperature will in all likelihood drop by ten degrees, and you'll probably never use the thing again. However, your problem could easily be overcome through judicious use of the foot snorkeling technique.

-The foot snorkeling technique? How does that work?
-It's very simple. Take off all your clothes and get into my bed and I'll give you a demonstration.

foot snorkeling by Borgesian September 23, 2010

Portland Snorkel 

Giving a snorkel(sucking ones balls while jerking the cock so it looks like a snorkel)in the shower.

I was taking a shower last night and your girlfriend snuck in to give me a Portland Snorkel and I nutted all over your shampoo bottle, sorry.

Portland Snorkel by Snorks March 24, 2007