Scootsy 

He enjoys shooting donkeys and milk. He has a weird head but i still love him.

Pricey: Who's that kid shooting milk?
BJ Marlow: Oh it's Scootsy

Scootsy by Ben Reid 20 October 26, 2010

lb scoots 

The scooter wheel company made by the kid who made $100k at 13, Nicholas Pinto.
(It is used in a sentence kind of like “sliced bread”)

Bro, I love Proto wheels but they break mad quick, I got me them lb scoots wheels by nick pinto now tho. we straight.

lb scoots by satoshinaakamoto October 16, 2020

The scoots 

Diarrhoea
(A watery, runny shit)

“Have you heard, Susan has the scoots”

The scoots by junghosocks February 16, 2018

Scooty Puff Jr.

Fry's defective getaway vehicle from the infosphere and the giant brains. It was given to him by Nibbler. There is also Scooty Puff Sr. "The Doombringer"

Outrun the blast on your Scooty Puff Jr.

Scooty Puff Jr. by letithappen88 August 31, 2016

Scoots Mcgoots 

Noun. In the process of leaving, on your way out the door.

Verb. To leave.

"No time to handle those TPS reports today boss, I am already Scoots Mcgoots"

"Come'on people time to get this party on the road, let's Scoots Mcgoots"

Paul: Scoots Mcgoots?
Jeff: Yups Mcgups, I'm ready.

Scoots Mcgoots by jay_nez February 4, 2010

Scooty Puff 

A motorized shopping cart commonly found in establishments such as Wallmart. Scooty Puffs are feats of engineering as, despite their small size, they are able to support and mobilize even the largest of Hamplanets.

All of the scooty puffs at the store were in use by hamplanets, so grandma had to wait for me in the car.

Scooty Puff by HonorMuhBeetus May 21, 2015

scootypuff 

When a disability scooter has the unfortunate fate of bearing the weight of a whale and, over prolong hours of torture, begins to break down, thus causing the poor machine to emit sounds such as puff puff.

Fat chick : I need a new scooter because of knee condishuns!
Employee : Looks like another case of scootypuff!
Fat Chick : DIRTY SEXIST MEN! I HAVE CONDISHUNS!

scootypuff by Minjo May 17, 2015