scootypuff

When a disability scooter has the unfortunate fate of bearing the weight of a whale and, over prolong hours of torture, begins to break down, thus causing the poor machine to emit sounds such as puff puff.

Fat chick : I need a new scooter because of knee condishuns!
Employee : Looks like another case of scootypuff!
Fat Chick : DIRTY SEXIST MEN! I HAVE CONDISHUNS!

by Minjo May 17, 2015

Scooty Puff Jr.

Fry's defective getaway vehicle from the infosphere and the giant brains. It was given to him by Nibbler. There is also Scooty Puff Sr. "The Doombringer"

Outrun the blast on your Scooty Puff Jr.

by letithappen88 August 31, 2016

Scooty Puff

A motorized shopping cart commonly found in establishments such as Wallmart. Scooty Puffs are feats of engineering as, despite their small size, they are able to support and mobilize even the largest of Hamplanets.

All of the scooty puffs at the store were in use by hamplanets, so grandma had to wait for me in the car.

by HonorMuhBeetus May 21, 2015

scoobywuffers

The action of eating out a gay man's anus while simultaneously watching scooby doo.

Big Gay Al and Mr. Slave have turned into a couple of scoobywuffers since last months marathon on ABC Family

by kajebodie May 12, 2015

Scoobywuffer

A 'Scoobywuffer' is a term used to get people to look up stupid shit in the Urban Dictionary and to waste their time. It is a nonsense term with absolutely no meaning.

Wade: Hey, Lena, go look up 'Scoobywuffer' in the Urban Dictionary!
Lena: Okay!
*A little while later*
Lena: Damn, you really Scoobywuffered me. That's cold, man.

by Sugarmint12 March 8, 2020

Scoobywuffers

Twizzlers, a red twisty candy, called Soobywuffers by British people.

British Person 1: Oi mate, want some scoobywuffers?
British Person 2: Wha? Scoobywuffers? You taking the piss, bruv?
1: Nah lad, it's a twisty candy of the red colour, they call them Twizzlers in America.
2: Ah those are my favourite.

by Sethical_ October 2, 2019

Spootypuff

Spootypuff is member number 200k on the popular subaru fan site, Nasioc. The origins of his display name are an enigma, that will never be figured out. He currently resides on a forum on his own personal website, Spootypuff.com.

What is a Spootypuff, anyways? :huh:

by ALDTD August 11, 2009