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scootypuff 

When a disability scooter has the unfortunate fate of bearing the weight of a whale and, over prolong hours of torture, begins to break down, thus causing the poor machine to emit sounds such as puff puff.
Fat chick : I need a new scooter because of knee condishuns!
Employee : Looks like another case of scootypuff!
Fat Chick : DIRTY SEXIST MEN! I HAVE CONDISHUNS!
scootypuff by Minjo May 17, 2015
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Scooty Puff Jr.

Fry's defective getaway vehicle from the infosphere and the giant brains. It was given to him by Nibbler. There is also Scooty Puff Sr. "The Doombringer"
Outrun the blast on your Scooty Puff Jr.
Scooty Puff Jr. by letithappen88 August 31, 2016

Scooty Puff 

A motorized shopping cart commonly found in establishments such as Wallmart. Scooty Puffs are feats of engineering as, despite their small size, they are able to support and mobilize even the largest of Hamplanets.
All of the scooty puffs at the store were in use by hamplanets, so grandma had to wait for me in the car.
Scooty Puff by HonorMuhBeetus May 21, 2015

scoobywuffers

The action of eating out a gay man's anus while simultaneously watching scooby doo.
Big Gay Al and Mr. Slave have turned into a couple of scoobywuffers since last months marathon on ABC Family
scoobywuffers by kajebodie May 12, 2015

Scoobywuffer 

A 'Scoobywuffer' is a term used to get people to look up stupid shit in the Urban Dictionary and to waste their time. It is a nonsense term with absolutely no meaning.
Wade: Hey, Lena, go look up 'Scoobywuffer' in the Urban Dictionary!
Lena: Okay!
*A little while later*
Lena: Damn, you really Scoobywuffered me. That's cold, man.
Scoobywuffer by Sugarmint12 March 8, 2020

Scoobywuffers

Twizzlers, a red twisty candy, called Soobywuffers by British people.
British Person 1: Oi mate, want some scoobywuffers?
British Person 2: Wha? Scoobywuffers? You taking the piss, bruv?
1: Nah lad, it's a twisty candy of the red colour, they call them Twizzlers in America.
2: Ah those are my favourite.
Scoobywuffers by Sethical_ October 2, 2019

Spootypuff

Spootypuff is member number 200k on the popular subaru fan site, Nasioc. The origins of his display name are an enigma, that will never be figured out. He currently resides on a forum on his own personal website, Spootypuff.com.
What is a Spootypuff, anyways? :huh:
Spootypuff by ALDTD August 11, 2009
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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